Writing prompts

Dialogue prompts that I have actually heard people say. Yeah. K.

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“Hey, I am Jesus. I need a wee.”

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“I say everything too aggressively for the context of the sentence.”

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“She’s 72 and in size 10 pants. Bitch.”

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“You crusty, dusty dinosaur - leave me alone.”

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“People take the mick out of me just for existing.”

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“I might be wrong. I’m usually very wrong - but maybe today’s the day.”

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“You’re gay, you’re so gay - don’t even try to tell me you’re not gay.”