inactive

my internet access is gone so let it be known that my blog died in mechanicsville iowa

[polynesia-deactivated20240207]

i love tumblr users who are like

I’m so evil and scary Lol! I don’t tag anything fuck you. I want you to think I do cocaine. YES I kin four Danganronpa characters. I love knives and I reblog them every day so you know I am dangerous

[irlbriangriffin]

hey guys so uh my internet is being cut off later today which means no more data/wifi and theres no internet at the farm so i guess this is it for me uh. wow never thought id actually have to leave this site but honestly itll be good for me. im gonna miss my boyfriends and friends though god i feel like fucking shit for leavin em but we just dont have money and grandmas being a bitch so. bye guys

[conglomo]

Reaction to You Being Infertile - SBSP

Spongebob: “It’s okay I still love you, [y/n], we can always adopt”

Patrick: “I don’t care what the doctor says, I’ll have you pregnant in 5 seconds flat”

Squidward: “Good”

Mr. Krabs: “Agagagagaggagagagagaga”

Mrs. Puff: “Please sit back down, [y/n], you’re interrupting class”

Gary: “Meow”

Plankton: “Great news, [y/n]! I just had a brilliant idea of how we could steal the krabby patty secret formula!”

[glitchedcourse-deactivated20180]

Full offense but y'all need to stop fetishizing lgbt ppl. Lesbians arent straight men’s entertainment and sexual fantasies. Gay men aren’t your “YAOI GAYBIES xD” and you aren’t “SINNING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW” Bi people aren’t here so you can have a threesome. Trans men aren’t “uwu soft boys so pure” and trans women aren’t “big muscle wife could kill me”.

You aren’t less homophobic for fetishizing gay ships. You aren’t less transphobic for fetishizing trans people.

Stop.

[bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbby-blog]

Ok but yaoi was a big thing before lgbt people started coming into the spotlight. (I’m just trying to defend yaoi. Don’t mind me)

[mxnia-deactivated20190213]

…. did you just say that “yaoi” has been around longer than gay people

[lesbianalluka]

yaoi threw the first brick at stonewall

[pigeonaday]

Pigeon 592

[irlbriangriffin]

.....wait a minute

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

bodacious

[irlbriangriffin]

is this yalls big titty goth gf

[marimobowl-deactivated20200224]

going in the paw patrol tag wish me luck! 👋🏻

[marimobowl-deactivated20200224]

lot of the expected ddlg crap and some cute artwork but then theres this

[dramarising-replacement]

I think f is the most obnoxious person I’ve seen on this site. Like, they’re probably a troll (let’s be honest no one unironically uses uwu anymore), but still. I know they want to have their headcanons, and that’s fine, but, “okay but the site lore says that’s not canon” “LALALA CANT HEAR YOU! ITS CANON!”

(Note-I’m fine with any and all headcanons, but f is being REALLY obnoxious about it and it’s making me annoyed)

(Tagged petty because this is hecca petty)

[sparkxii]

The little “uwu” at the end of F’s message made this even worse.

[irlbriangriffin]

who cares. its a dragon dressup game its not ruining ur day just fucking let f have fun

[valtsv]

[irlbriangriffin]

Owo....

Haley.

[sparkxii]

Y e s ?

[irlbriangriffin]

[jousefumi]

rohan is ugly im sorry

[irlbriangriffin]

your icon is okuyase so….who rlly has the worst taste here? just saying

[jousefumi]

w. who are you

[irlbriangriffin]

a dumb bitch who doesnt know his jojos i guess

[jousefumi]

rohan is ugly im sorry

[irlbriangriffin]

your icon is okuyase so....who rlly has the worst taste here? just saying

[irlbriangriffin]

Owo....

Haley.

[freckledoctopus]

doodle based on the original concept of smokey quartz because when i saw it i was offended by how much better it was compared to the absolute disaster that is the final design

[irlbriangriffin]

its much easier to say youre fatphobic sweetheart. this is literally just a slim smoky.

[iloveyourship]

(っ˘▽˘)っLove for...

Incest shippers who ship for coping reasons! ☆ヾ(*´・∀・)ﾉヾ(・∀・`*)ﾉ☆

Incest shippers who do not ship for coping reasons!  ☆ヾ(*´・∀・)ﾉヾ(・∀・`*)ﾉ☆

Incest shippers who ship for fun! ☆ヾ(*´・∀・)ﾉヾ(・∀・`*)ﾉ☆ Incest shippers who ship because they like their interactions! ☆ヾ(*´・∀・)ﾉヾ(・∀・`*)ﾉ☆

Incest shippers who ship it romantically! ☆ヾ(*´・∀・)ﾉヾ(・∀・`*)ﾉ☆

Incest shippers who ship it platonically! ☆ヾ(*´・∀・)ﾉヾ(・∀・`*)ﾉ☆

Incest shippers! ☆ヾ(*´・∀・)ﾉヾ(・∀・`*)ﾉ☆

- mod Prospit

[irlbriangriffin]

i hope you dont mind me shipping you with ur dad then cause i think its totally hawt yaoiz >w< silly blogger fiction isnt reality omg let me ship what i want

[useless-zoofacts]

6 zoo myths that arent true

[cephalopodvictorious]

Most behaviors that you see keepers demonstrate at the zoo or aquarium are natural behaviors that the animals do in the wild. When the animals do them, the keepers give them a treat and pair it with a gesture or a word, so that they associate them, and eventually the word or gesture is enough to elicit the behavior because the animal knows that there’s a reward. But here’s the thing: most of those behaviors are encouraged because they help veterinarians and keepers do health checks.

Yeah, its cute when they nose boop the stick, but also keepers need to check their vision and depth perception and mobility. Sea lions are so cute when they wave! But vets and keepers need to check under those flippers to make sure that they’re healthy and that they don’t have any restrictions on their motion or cuts on their skin. Why do they ask animals to jump? Again, to make sure that they’re healthy, and also because its fun and animals LOVE to move around and jump and have fun, its mentally stimulating. 

[coffeeandufos]

This is the most important thing I will ever reblog and anyone who is still ignorant enough to think zoos are awful can fuck off my blog. Zoos are necessary. If you think otherwise please unfollow me because I don’t want you here.

[lovedrugsandfanfic]

This is super important for people to see. I have worked at a zoo and I can not tell you how many times I’ve had to defend the zoo for the good they do. People need to learn that zoos are actually helping save endangered species.

[princessofharte]

Remember: Sea World is not a zoo and doesn’t really care about animals unless they can make a profit. Fuck Sea World.

Alternatively, Busch Gardens does care for their animals.

[texas-dude]

yee haw my name is jonny

BREWIE??????????????????//?????????//////????????

[irlbriangriffin]

i said my name is jonny. do you read dumb thotticus??