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No one has come to remove my spine yet.

#Victor talks #Bad customer service

daggerfall

Back pain? Have you tried:

#Relevant #I'm down let's try it

autokrates

Boom crack the sound of my back

#Relatable #For me it's more the neck though #But that'd rhyme just as well

Running with Tristan really helped me calm the fuck down a little.

#Victor talks #A shot of vodka afterwards helped too though

I’m gonna wake Tristan and drag him out for a run.

Seems like a healtiher option than sitting here and eating so much candy that the sugar will catapult me into the next manic phase.

#Victor talks #With my current luck it'd probably just catapult me straight into diabetes #Bye

“Trust me I’m a professional”

... at ruining other people physically and mentally so I have in-depth knowledge of what a thoroughly fucked up person looks like.

#Victor talks

I’m feeling like one of those abandoned factories that no one has set a foot into for years and that is now slowly breaking down while no one gives it a second look except for some punks who throw bricks through its windows at night.

#Victor talks #I'm ruined that's it #I might not look ruined but trust me I'm a professional

I hate myself

#Victor talks #This has been a PSA #Ignore me though I'm just shouting into the void

amancanfly

Napoleon ‘Illya’s Pulling Another Shit’ Solo

#Exhibit A #Victor's photo album

I’m still fucking hot though so I got that going on for me

#Victor talks

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i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.

#Yes #This #About me #Tristan knows what's up

Maintaining a blog is overrated

#Victor talks #That sounded more like an offense than I intended #It's just...#I suck at it

sjw-bot

in retrospect, yikes

#About me #My entire life

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“all pop music is autotuned trash” sorry i cant hear u over how much more fun my life is than urs

#I'm a pop victim and you can kiss my ass #About me

evil-britney

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

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you mean, skin?

degenerate-perturbation

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

#Tristan told me to reblog this #This might become a reoccurring tag #Text post

God, no amount of water could cancel out the level of salt I develop thinking of that bastard.

#Victor talks #The Dead Sea can't compete with my salt

I’m not planning to die unless I’m absolutely sure that I’ll end up in the 9th circle of hell for what I’ll have done in life.

#Victor talks #Do martyrs go to hell at all though?

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