Hunk In A Twink Bod

If I laugh at it, I reblog it.

[kittensnax]

FPS

first person sippy

[dogdownloader]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[catchymemes]

[morpha613]

Why

[salty-red-mage]

Had to make it Hyrule Castle Town before the gate closed obvi

[jayce]

[paxamericana]

hamberders

[rustmarty]

[traviolet-deactivated20171119]

[kidzone]

i am not lying when i say i think about this everyday 

[breakbearr-deactivated20221113]

This is 100% the most underrated Tim and Eric sketch.

[cikero]

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

[xtec]

SHUT

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

me: pets my dog so gingerly and sweetly as to not hurt his delicate puppy bones

my dog: headbutts me in the ass so hard i go flying forward three feet and smashes my head against the hardwood

[screenshotsofdespair]

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pyomorphic]

this is what post marxism is

[neutraldankhotel]

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

what?

[neutraldankhotel]

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

hope youre okay

[paxamericana]

[bunkey]

recipe for mud:

[prettyandmean]

[gaylor-moon]

sons crying thanks