Death is only the end if you believe the story is about you.

Jemima, 18, Australia. Books, fandoms, climb-able rocks, and tea. Welcome.

[laughingsquid]

A Beautiful Longhaired Tuxedo Cat Shows Off His New Prosthetic Back Paws After a Severe Injury

[audible-smiles]

feeties

[beesmygod]

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

[mysterysnake-deactivated2013122]

what the hell

[ashwilliamsrighthand]

This makes me really chuffed

[pameladoove-deactivated20180821]

This post is quite egregious

[cornflakepizza]

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

[fixyourwritinghabits]

goddamnit.

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

[conservative-libertarian-deacti]

[mattsunsthighs]

all of you go to hell

[divagonzo]

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

[inactive1346597623595641352]

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

[rubes-dragon-deactivated2024030]

Why the fuck do these exist

[operativesurprise]

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

[sufferingsappho-deactivated2017]

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

[nigenaide]

speaking as a linguist: yes. that is exactly what happened. isn’t it beautiful.

[nudityandnerdery]

That is literally what happened.

[wzu]

Venus, the sun, and an airplane.

[pocblog]

[derpiana]

[listentothestories]

Tapestry Magazine

[arewehavingpunyet]

I ain’t afraid of no goats.

[indirispeaks]

I am suspicious of the pineapple though.

[tragiccottonball]

[serenity-is-my-tardis]

PROFESSOR JIGGLY NO

[wishmaker-2]

[thebeachboys-deactivated2020050]

the thirst for knowledge

[theinturnetexplorer]

Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

[speciesofleastconcern]

crocodiles confirmed for cuter than human babies

[beggars-opera]

double confirmed

[grixly]

[toytowns]

holy fuck

[scaliefox]

I can’t believe someone wrote that entire setup and drew this entire comic just to make that visual pun.

It deserves a place in the pun hall of fame.

[locsofpoetry]

[divine-noire]

And this is the Black women they don’t want you to see. Look at us.

[higgzorz]

the walking dad

[m86-deactivated20171116]

where’s he going

[higgzorz]

hardware store

[shikishima-ackerman-blog]

its that time of the year again

[clownsoflove]

WE DID THE MASH

*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*

WE DID THE MONSTER MASH

*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*

THE MONSTER MASH

*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*

IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH

[considermehacked-deactivated201]

IT IS JULY YOU HEATHENS

[overzealouszealot]

EVERY MONTH IS JUST HALLOWEEN PREP MONTHS

[annabellioncourt]

HE DID THE MASH

IT CAUGHT ON IN A FLASH

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[warandpeas]

Annie eventually summoned her old friend.