Oh for the love of Fairy Tail...

My name's Alex, I'm 20 years old, and this blog is just okay

[thekwikemart]

[promotional-kitten-baskets]

My desired aesthetic

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Heathers (1988)

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I still can’t believe this happened. 

[psychedelicfelon]

GOAT

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President Barack Hussein Obama has a great poker face. I would have laughed so hard.

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You could see he wanted to laugh so damn hard lmao

[z-nogyrop]

there are only two genders: kill or be killed

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Guys please appreciate my adorable tiny Jewish physiology teacher and his shirt

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Reblogging for the shirt, and the poster behind him

[malmao]

i love him

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Holy shit im dying right now..prob the best one

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This actually probably is the best one hahahaha

a lot of my faves

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[thestirge]

So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He didn’t have any furniture, he just slept on a blanket on the floor and had a milk crate for a chair and like an old wire spool as a table. No TV, nothing in the fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls and a roof to keep the weather off. So one day he comes home, and there’s a man in his apartment, just standing there, with this look of utter amazement and horror on his face, and he turns to the guy who’s just entered and says, “This your place? ‘cause I broke in to rob you, but shit, man, you ain’t got nothin’. Wait here, I’m’a be right back.” And the burglar left, leaving a puzzled college student alone in his empty apartment. But sure enough, the burglar came back a while later, and brought some friends, and they delivered a table, a couple of chairs, and a small TV. “I think I got you a bed, too, but that might take a couple days.”

So, the poor college student made some friends. And he didn’t ask where they got the stuff.

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Broglar.

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@mylifeisamusicalreference

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if someone ever asks to summarize 2010 up in one picture, just show them this

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[willow]

My bf: *looks at me in public* Me: stop it I’m shy

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[knusprig-titten-hitler]

really?

[damnlexa]

That moment of utter disappointment LGBT people go through every now and then

[diaphdiaph]

this was so pure

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[brutereason]

It occurred to me that the common refrain, “He is basically a good guy,” confirms one of our most pervasive biases. A colleague who made a sexist remark in a meeting? Well, we think, he didn’t mean it. He’s basically a good guy. The young man who insulted his date in front of his friends? He didn’t think she would take it so personally. He’s really a good guy. What is the female equivalent to that catch phrase? There isn’t one. Men are forgiven for behaving badly because the assumption is that underneath it all they are basically well intentioned. They can’t help themselves from being belligerent or abusive, because, well, “it’s what men do.” This generalization is entirely unfair: unfair to men who do not behave badly and unfair to men who do — and need help — and unfair to women. When has anyone ever heard, as a pardon for a woman’s bad behavior, “She is basically a good woman?” Never. Because as frequently as we hear, “He’s basically a good guy,” we also hear, “She’s such a bitch.” Women are not so readily forgiven for their transgressions, no matter how small. The woman who refuses to accept blame at work for something she didn’t do? The woman who disagreed with her date in front of his friends? The wife who got too drunk at the neighborhood party? Make no mistake: I am not saying that women don’t exhibit crummy or deplorable behavior. It’s just that women don’t get passes for even the smallest infractions, while men get passes for the worst. Many of us watched in horror as a man boasted of grabbing women’s private parts, and yet it was shrugged off as “locker room banter.”

This Is Sexist Language That Hurts Women - Motto (via repotting)

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This right here is the realest shit I’ve ever read

[khadds]

Tbh