Overdosed On Confidence

Kody. 22. Florida. I really like dogs.

[izzi-rads]

ooohhhh

[prof-ramses]

FUCKING OW

[hydrahowl]

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[admiringlove]

my exam is coming up :(

[boncorner]

This is a "Let Loo Loo Fizzy be sexy"-petition, kick out the kids bring in the jazz.

[cringefailvox]

and then he disappeared for seven years

[actually-autisticc]

HOLY FUCK HAZBIN HOTEL IS OUT

[mattholicguilt]

blitzø: and breakfast and sunbeam are engaged. sunbeam is an asshole but she totally melts around breakfast and also breakfast is the bottom. they're both trans.

Stolas: Please know that I'm terribly sorry for ever making you feel like a plaything or an obligation. I love you very much.

blitzø: it's all good, love you too. anyway this is tax evasion and he hates the irish--

[hoothootarts]

i need these

[127leilas]

[chuuphic]

[127leilas]

[hisworstnightmare]

pretty sure i could romanticise anything, i am deeply delusional.

[digg]

[tenaflyviper]

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

[revdrfrog]

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

[dreaming-jaybird]

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

[jayaorgana]

ID: a picture of Patrick Stewart in a lobster costume, in a bathtub.

END ID

[radwolf76]

[trueshredguitar]

i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

edit: if you want to tag this with some variation on “but i feel bad during the day,” read this to understand what i’m really saying here. also, please stop putting triggering content in my notes

[invioletswithyou]

Ur in her DMs. She’s hoping I’m cursed forever to sleep on a twin sized mattress in somebody’s attic or basement my whole life. We are not the same

[twitterlols]

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[phantomlzer]

its almost the season again

[wingscanspeak]

Hey y’all. Just an update almost 6 years later, one of my teeth broke off and had to be removed this week. The doctors weren’t sure why but I fucking know.

[bayleaf-6399]

That update killed me😅

[kingleepace]

[mysharona1987]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

brucie baby? this brucie baby??

[princessbento]

brucie baby lore