I'll figure it out later

[ja7she-remade-deactivated201905]

i grind my weed with a mortar and pestle

[birds-pigs-and-animatronics]

Leading cause of death in Odyssey: Taking a selfie with a boss.

[wonderweird]

Its their wedding photo

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

RIP to Mario’s Marussy.

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

MARUSSY?!

[dawngrl]

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

[keithphobes]

lance’s fav song is “sexyback” by justin timberlake ,, jeremy shada has spoken this into existence

[kaava]

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

guy: *says females instead of women*

me:

[thebootydiaries]

someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

[goodsprings]

i’ve been sitting here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a caption but i absolutely cannot think of anything funnier than this collection of images

[lesbianrey]

my brother my brother and me

[sbnkalny]

You: ball pit ; me, an intellectual: clown’s nest.

[toasthaste]

How does a bot have the hottest takes I’ve ever fucking seen.

[kuroii-oreo]

Dreamworks: [Indicate that shiro is a clone]

Voltron fandom:

[4lung]

pill bottles I am using currently vs pill bottles I have used up since the year began

[4lung]

built myself a new son.  my medi-son

[play-dolls]

[silenthill]

barbie is Bi.

[maurypovichofficial]

Of course she’s bi what straight woman wears a jean button up shirt

[painted-blue-spirit-lady]

ive been talking about this for ages since she said in her interview with people’s magazine that her celeb crushes were Zendaya and Taylor Swift. (July 11, 2015) but nobody has listened until now! she was canonically declared as bi two whole years ago! :)

[surprisebitch]

B stands for Barbie which also stands for Bicon

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

not gonna lie i’m pretty uncomfortable like all the time

[maisonderriere]

[lexaproletariat-deactivated2018]

[azz-4-dayz]

[emrecan-deactivated20190408]

SHE DID THAT

[am1na1992]

I open this app the way a disgruntled and jaded old man opens the newspaper in the morning