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@ironicopossum
I don't know how the fuck I made my tumblr shit look the way it did when I was 14, or how I figured out how to use the HTML shit to make it look..... the way it did, but god someone help me get hetalia russia removed as my mouse cursor holy FUCK this is an eye sore
reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.
Absolutely based quote my dude
First rule of gun safety: suck that thing
So many porn bots follow me now Jesus fuck
I’m unliked, unwanted, and unwelcome, but guess what?
I’m still here mother fucker.
And it’s your god damn problem.
*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”
This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.
he really said 😬
Okay, I’m calling bullshit on both the film and the comic versions of Marvel civilians’ general reaction to Venom being: ‘oh no a monster D:’ It’s just too unrealistic even for the standard level of Marvel civilian foolishness. They are living in a world where demons, mutants, aliens, A.I., and living breathing gods are their fellow pedestrians and you’re telling me they’re going to look at this
and this
and this
and this
like he’s not the man-assed musclebeast mascot of San Francisco?
Like he’s not constantly getting phone numbers scrawled on bar napkins plastered to his buff Silly Putty biceps??
Like seven out of ten ‘victims’ he rescues in a week aren’t the same handful of fans who purposely walk down dark alleys with boxes of Godiva on hand???
Like he’s never been stopped by the world’s most steel-balled paparazzi on the street and broke the city’s heart by stating, “What? No, of course I’m not single,” before immediately mending that heart by following with, “But if my Other is cool with it we’re down for a threesome,”????
Impossible. This is the Age of the Monsterfucker and I refuse to believe such hearsay
As someone from San Francisco, I will tell you now that 2/3 of our fine city would appreciate an ass like that.
It took approximately four seconds for the whole city of Philadelphia to accept hideous monster Gritty as their precious smol son. Venom would *immediately* be taken into the fold and showered with love and propositioned *constantly* by people who think Cap is too much of a boy scout and Loki is too skeevy.
This is the original, vintage, 2018 post that coined “man-assed musclebeast mascot of San Francisco”, please do not touch the glass but you may take pictures
Literally going to be canon in the new movie. I’m not hyperbolizin. Have y’all seen images from the rave?
He is the man-assed musclebeast mascot of San Francisco!
Skimmed the post too fast, had a brief moment where my takeaway was, “It took approximately four seconds for the whole city of Philadelphia to start shipping Gritty with Venom” and I just.
Yuletide is coming up bro 😎
Various Halloween Boom Sonic icons!
i mean, maybe this is my inner “survivor of child abuse” talking, but I am not going to tell abusive parents that they’re bad at bringing up their children without a bullet proof plan with regards to how I could protect my student from the emotional and physical backlash of that meeting.
Important thing to remember about intervening in abuse in general. Any actions taken by others to hold the abuser accountable WILL be taken out on the victim and not the person doing the confronting. Do not confront an abuser about their actions unless you know for absolute certain that you can protect their victim from the fallout.
AN ABBREVIATED GUIDE TO ‘holy shit my friend is in an abusive relationship what do I do’
everybody 21 and under rn is like “omg y2k!!! early 2000s fashion!!” but will not TOUCH a pair of low-rise coochie jeans…………….cowards im telling u right now if u were caught dead wearing high waisted ANYTHING in 2002 u would be shoved into a LOCKER and called slurs by a bitch named Hannah with a belly button ring and a whale-tail thong. commit or sit
WHY are you only considered a valid fashion historian if you only research fashion before the 70s….fuck you im 2000s fashion historian and all of you y2k cyber bitches with mink lashes are incorrect first of all take off your eyebrows and be humble . put your eyeshadow on wiht a fucking sponge
This is not an exaggeration… fuck you if you wanted pants that didn’t show your pubic zone. So you had to be completely hairless. Did not matter wether you were size 0 or size 20. Your entire ass and belly were required to hangout. And you couldn’t buy a long waisted shirt for like an entire decade. That’s why we started wearing dresses over pants. Fashion was cruel for anyone who wasn’t rail thin in the early aughts. I had to start wearing men’s clothes just to not to be miserable.
This is all true. also like…. we used put on makeup so stupidly. All your makeup was from the local drugstore; nobody went to Sephora or could afford “high end” stuff like MAC unless you were that bitch Hannah with the belly button ring. No brushes unless you count these dollar store little plastic nub applicator things with the white triangle tip that came with every eyeshadow or lip set you got from claires.
But yeah all the pants were as low as you can go and every fucking t shirt had a butterfly or empire-waist and peasant shirt nonsense. If it didn’t have a butterfly, it instead said Angel or Princess in rhinestones.
Also can we talk about LAYERS? whyyy was everything layered like this, especially those dumb shrugs that were a tiny useless piece of cloth that covered nothing but your shoulders.
Can’t forget about those juicy track suits either
And the notes talking about frosty eyeshadow and craft glitter everywhere is no joke. All of this shit could be bought at your local DEB or Gap and every look was layers upon layers of DISASTER.
And nobody was wearing ANYTHING high-waisted
oh the glory days
Look at Britney walking on her pants. All our pants were that length. Everyone’s jeans were frayed at the hem from being stepped on all the time. If you went out in the rain or even post-rain water would wick right up to your knees.
rb to give the person you rb'd from some sexy sexy orc tusks
tbh rather than existing bloggers turning their tumblr into a patreon my guess is that staff is trying to entice ~influencers~ to come here and honestly that's so much worse
if any blue checks on twitter start promo-ing their new $3.99 tumblr account everybody better start getting real weird real fast. gonna need 5 human pet guy imitators discoursing about fallout, stat.
Tumblr equivalent to firing a few rounds every so often to keep the rent low
why the fuck are people still playing five nights at freddys just go to jerky cheese or whatever
cant keep using this website its not good for me
I’m so scared of 2020, something seems to frightening about this year. It’s gonna be Y2K all over again. The Black Plague is going to come back. I swear. I fuckin swear.
date of origin: 3rd of december, 2018.
@mama-germany
Move in together. Problem solved
That witch hasn’t said a single word but im calling it now - Himbo.
Also yes move in together, platonically or romantically doesn’t matter, I’d watch the hell out of that wlw mlm solidarity fantasy sitcom anyway.
A fair maiden knocks on the goth lady’s door and says she’s here to find love.
The goth sighs, points across the road and says, “Witch is over there. He doesn’t do love potions because consent but he might be able to make you prettier, although 90% of the time it turns out the spell didn’t do anything but make you more confident.”
The maiden blushes and sheepishly explains that she knows he’s the witch, she just talked to him and he sent her over here.
Goth looks over her shoulder to see the himbo witch standing outside his house giving her a grin and a double thumbs up.
YES TO ALL OF THIS
