holy macaroni

Irken, 20, Russian, trash weeb, huge disappointment. Don't actually expect to see any personal stuff here, I just like to reblog silly posts and pictures, sry!

[berryunderscore]

This is ridiculous.

Credit to The Huss™ and Bob Ross.

[confusedbyinterface]

[berryunderscore]

[confusedbyinterface]

the plot thicken…

[berryunderscore]

You survey this bullshit unfolding from behind your FENESTRATED WALL. It’s obviously a massive waste of time.

[confusedbyinterface]

Now facing SOUTH, you pause to marvel at the beauty of your office wall mural celebrating the works of Andrew Hussie. You had it commissioned some time ago by a promising young artist. Best $11,000 you ever spent!

[berryunderscore]

You figure as long as you’re chilling at your computer you might as well see how that new MSPA story is going. You haven’t looked at it in a while.

[jaded-tisay]

This is the edgy Komaeda of good luck. Reblog and he will bless your rolls

[mockwa]

дракончик

[taeicci-deactivated20200420]

-Naruto (2002)

[babyanimalgifs]

“What’cha doing? I’ll join ya”

[pivotalwolf]

[wevansly-deactivated20180204]

Did that cat just turn into a dog with a single button press?

[owls-love-tea]

witchcraft 

[dailyfrogs]

reblog this post if u, too, like frog.

[ghoul-ification]

@commander-ledi

[cabbagefuneral-deactivated20160]

marina and the diamonds and naruto were both born on october 10th… i knew that lana and sasuke are both cancers and are also literally the same person.. so i was like.. i wonder if lady gaga and sakura are the same sign and they were actually both born on march 28th…. what on earth

[cabbagefuneral-deactivated20160]

[ryuko-archive]

♔

[coulsart]

WHATS THAT CURSED CAT IMAGE THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS

[maxeth]

this one?

[coulsart]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THATS THE ONE

[edgebug]

stores to cry in, rated

wal-mart: pedestrian, boring, you can do better. 2/10

target: a slightly better crying experience than wal-mart. the scent is strangely comforting, the lights however are too bright and make for a slightly unpleasant cry. there is however oftentimes a starbucks and a mini pizza hut inside for you to drown your sorrows in. 6/10, points for optimal post-cry atmosphere

an apple store: absolutely not. people cry in the apple store all the time because they cant afford the latest rose gold bullshit apple’s put out. overdone and cliche. 1/10

publix: points lost for the sterile and inhospitable environment but if you cry in a publix a gator WILL smell your tears and come to eat you. being eaten by a gator is in fact slightly preferable to crying in a publix. 6/10 for the gator

whole foods: an excellent place for a cry, people will probably assume that you are a wealthy emotional person who cant decide between quinoa or couscous and are having a real problem with it. 8.5/10 nordstrom: plenty of chairs for collapsing into especially in the shoe department but you WILL be accosted by salespeople. they work on commission and are hungry for your money. 7/10 for style ikea: OPTIMAL crying destination, can climb into a bed and have a total mental breakdown and nobody will ever be the wiser, the employees WILL NOT bother you under any circumstances, comfortable and accessible, 10/10 hot topic: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0/10

[captain-fucking-levi]

Amy Schumer tries to “prank” Kanye West by diving in front of him and pretending to pass out, Kanye reacts by walking away

[retroactivebakeries]

where is the border between these two photos Kanye looks like he’s walking between parallel worlds

[aptxx4869-deactivated20160504]

my traumatized ass: do I have a crush or am I just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me

[cncndjdkkfks-deactivated2020010]

tag yourself i’m parking lot

[jupitersmusings]

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

[jonbutter]

[karnalesbian]

*bites into a bagel from this place* *it clips through my mouth directly into my brain, killing me instantly*

[powerburial]

all their bagels are undercooked

[dirtbaby2016]

all the bagels are undercooked but there a community of people who live outside the store who will finish cooking it for you and also give your bagel boobs