Ironscars

You live life each day expecting more and more. One day I’ll have nothing and that will be my legacy.

[rubyetc]

[tamamita]

You can totally hate France, it is always morally correct

[tamamita]

[huffylemon]

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[heartsdesire456]

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

[ranger-truth]

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

[unnonexistence]

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

[crumplelush]

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

[aceofsquiddles]

[demansiabites]

Okay, but how is this

[time-traveling-fetus]

[dashbork]

I’m at a loss for words

[pyramidschemeofthesun]

This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson. 

[froginakettle]

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

[itsapmseymour]

BACK UP, YOU CANT JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT TO THOMAS’ FUNKY BED SET UP AFTER JUST LOSS-ING TUMBLR LIKE THAT

[thecollectibles]

Art by Dom Qwek

[libraford]

Were just gonna go ahead and say betty white lived to be 100, anyone got a problem with that?

[thebibliosphere]

Not a damn thing.

[chrisfaithalin]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[fandom]

This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

[moist-astronaut]

you're absolutely correct it was

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[insertchaoticenbyname]

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

[thecoolertails]

diversity win! the aliens abducting your cows are nonbinary

[theafternoontiger]

Visit Original Link

[laralaralara]

i’m gonna make it through this year if it kills me

[why-i-love-comics]

Gotham City Villains Anniversary Giant #1 - “Bird Cat Love” (2021)

written by Danny DeVito (yes, that Danny DeVito) art by Dan Mora & Tamra Bonviallain

[mask-knife-is-buggys-wife]

Danny Devito writes a fanfiction where him and Catwoman force vaccinate the entire world to end covid then run off to have penguin and kitten families in the Alps happily ever after

What a blessing

[hazedolly]

Doll art by Freya Jobbins Source

[greelin]

going to be honest with you. Fuck is not even a swear word. it’s just. a word. he’s like a brother to me

[r0zeclawz]

*turns my wizard hat backwards* *it looks exactly the same but im considerably more smug now*

[r0zeclawz]

like this

[injuries-in-dust]

Man, I hope that girl managed to figure things out.

[ruusverd]

I distinctly remember during Ye Olde Hellish Childhood Days of being dragged to Baptist churches this one guest preacher that went on and on about how important it is for Christian men to be friends with other Christian men but how difficult it is for men to have friends, because of course when you become friends with another man you will naturally want to have sex with him, so the temptation, y'know? It's tough, resisting those urges to have sex with all your man friends when you're a man, all you men know what I mean. It's so hard. You must be Very Strong In Your Faith before you can handle the responsibility of being friends with another man, so you will be able to Resist The Devil and not have sex with them.

14 year old me sat there in my pew, thinking. I think I know something about this man that he does not know.

[invisible-pink-toast]

the rise of buff women in animation is truly a blessing

[tiaramania]

Ivy Tiaras

Empress Elisabeth of Austria’s Emerald Ivy Tiara by Köchert

Diamond Ivy Tiara by Tiffany & Co.

Diamond Ivy Tiara

Diamond Ivy Tiara by Garrard

Blackened Steel Ivy Tiara by Cartier

Queen Giovanna of Bulgaria’s Ivy Wreath Tiara

Emerald Ivy Tiara by Boucheron