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stephen: uh tony, is something on your mind? you’re being really quiet

tony: pizza lunchables taught me how to ration and idk how to feel about that

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deleted scene from infinity war

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tony: why the fuck are you giving me that look

stephen: you didn’t tell me it was your birthday

tony, shrugging: today isn’t a big deal

stephen: the hell it is, take your shirt off and come here

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tony: stephen please get off of my ass about sleeping

tony: i’m an adult and i can take care of myself

stephen: are you sure? you just poured salt into your coffee

tony, sniffling: i’ll get back to you on that

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stephen: tony i need you to swear-

tony: fuck

stephen: i mean like a promise

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stephen: i’ll give you about three seconds before i kick your ass all the way into the mirror dimension

tony: babe-

stephen: if you so much as even breathe in tony’s direction i can and will obliterate your physical body

tony: stephanie baby, let steve make toast please

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tony: wizard i know you’re trying to seduce me

stephen: i’m trying to make breakfast wtf

stephen, swatting tony’s hand away from his waist: stop that

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tony: if i were to climb this tree do you think i could see into will smith’s backyard?

stephen, muttering under his breath: do not hit him. do not hit him.

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Stephen, whispering a spell:

Tony: For fuck’s sake Stephen stop speaking in Enchantment Table

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Tony: I’m sorry daddy I’ve been naughty

Stephen: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME IT’S “FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED”

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Stephen: What’s in your mouth?

Tony: jufh shum meatbahl

Stephen:

Tony:

Stephen: Spit them out you can’t eat five at a time

Tony, in distress: IM AN ADULT I CAN MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS

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Okay but hear me out: Imagine Doctor Strange getting his own Ben&Jerry’s flavor, like Strange Strawberry Sorbet or something. Anyway, yeah, he gets his own flavor named after him. And can you guess which other ice cream flavor goes really really well with it?

Stark Raving Hazelnuts.

When the people caught on the trend of mixing the two ice cream flavors, they shorten the name to “IronStrange” because honestly it’s catchy, easy to remember, and a mix of their flavors.

It catches on to some of the ice cream shops, usually on their menus and whatnots have “IronStrange” in it, as everyone knows already what flavors are in that name.

Then Ben&Jerry’s caught on and released a special 2-in-1 ice cream pack with both Stark Raving Hazelnuts and Strange Strawberry Sorbet. The pack name? IronStrange.

Complete with a drawing of the two heroes on the cover.

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Stephen: Tony we need to talk about your sleeping habits

Tony, opening another 5 hr energy: I’m here for a good time not a long time

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Teakettle: *screaming*

Tony: *screaming louder*

Stephen: Tony

Stephen: STOP

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Peter: woah, that was a weird dream

Strange: WAKE UP BITCH WE GOTTA SAVE THE UNIVERSE

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Tony: Wizard, you have such pretty lips

Tony: Say, why don’t you set down your cup and see how pretty they look around me instead?

Stephen, violently coughing up tea: I don’t need your sexual harassment at 3 in the morning