General Jimmy Johns

… @penny-isms do you have a moment? *eye twitches*

Ironwood: *Falls past window*

*catches*

Ironwood: Get. Off. Me.

… @penny-isms do you have a moment? *eye twitches*

Ironwood: *Falls past window*

#dont worry i lived

@klein-isms Throw Whitley out a window for me. Tell him Winter sends her love.

klein-isms

Klein: *yeet*

… I’m serious.

Ironwood: It wasn’t Whitley…

Ironwood: It was @penny-isms

…WHAT

Ironwood: What?

Ironwood: What did I say? *Cough*

SIR I POLITELY REQUEST THAT YOU REPEAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID

Ironwood: I didn’t say anything....

Ironwood: *Runs*

#*still running*

@klein-isms Throw Whitley out a window for me. Tell him Winter sends her love.

klein-isms

Klein: *yeet*

… I’m serious.

Ironwood: It wasn’t Whitley…

Ironwood: It was @penny-isms

…WHAT

Ironwood: What?

Ironwood: What did I say? *Cough*

#*COUGH*

@klein-isms Throw Whitley out a window for me. Tell him Winter sends her love.

klein-isms

Klein: *yeet*

… I’m serious.

Ironwood: It wasn’t Whitley...

Ironwood: It was @penny-isms

#im sorry penny

Ironwood: Can I see you in my Office?

*stands and salutes* G-General Ironwood sir! Of course you can, sir.

Ironwood: Now, about you and @qrowbranwen-isms

*panics* S-sir what does Qrow have to do with this?

Ironwood: Well… you keep sleeping with him.

Ironwood: Sometimes in my back room.

That was ONE TIME!

QROW YOU ARE NOT HELPING

EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT IT APPARENTLY

I told you we were being too loud!

I thought the room was sound proof. And you said to keep at it!

QROW

WINTER!

*hides face* Oh god my career is ruined

*grabs shoulder softly*

*glances at Qrow miserably* How did he find out?

#I had to bleach the room because of you Qrow

Ironwood: Look.

Ironwood: Just stay out of my back room.

Ironwood: You can do it in Winter’s office.

Ironwood: Can I see you in my Office?

*stands and salutes* G-General Ironwood sir! Of course you can, sir.

Ironwood: Now, about you and @qrowbranwen-isms

*panics* S-sir what does Qrow have to do with this?

Ironwood: Well… you keep sleeping with him.

Ironwood: Sometimes in my back room.

That was ONE TIME!

QROW YOU ARE NOT HELPING

EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT IT APPARENTLY

I told you we were being too loud!

I thought the room was sound proof. And you said to keep at it!

QROW

Ironwood: I was going to sound proof it

Ironwood: BUT THEN YOU TWO CAME ALONG

Ironwood: Can I see you in my Office?

*stands and salutes* G-General Ironwood sir! Of course you can, sir.

Ironwood: Now, about you and @qrowbranwen-isms

*panics* S-sir what does Qrow have to do with this?

Ironwood: Well… you keep sleeping with him.

Ironwood: Sometimes in my back room.

That was ONE TIME!

QROW YOU ARE NOT HELPING

Ironwood: QROW! I SWEAR TO OUM

#Qrow i want your wings

Ironwood: Can I see you in my Office?

*stands and salutes* G-General Ironwood sir! Of course you can, sir.

Ironwood: Now, about you and @qrowbranwen-isms

*panics* S-sir what does Qrow have to do with this?

#That drunk fool #winter stop its MY back room

Ironwood: Well... you keep sleeping with him.

Ironwood: Sometimes in my back room.

Ironwood: Can I see you in my Office?

*stands and salutes* G-General Ironwood sir! Of course you can, sir.