Klein

Just a bunch of memey RWBY stuff

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Whitley: Klein, this steak is tough.

Klein: So is life, then you die.

[schnees-and-schnugs]

Whitley: Wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind.

Klein: Here’s your antidepressants.

Whitley: No curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath.

Klein: Thank you.

[klein-isms]

WHO DID IT! WHO FOLLOWED ME??? I WAS AT A PERFECT 666 FOLLOWERS AND SOMEONE FOLLOWED ME.

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

10,000 Follower Giveaway!

Wow! I can’t believe I’ve got 10,000 followers! ( @kiss-my-asymptote was number 10,000!) To celebrate, we’ll be giving away 5 prizes!  (Unfortunately, law says this will only work for US followers.) Here’s what we’re giving away!

Bronze Prize: (2) A set of dice will be sent to you!

Silver Prize: (2) You get one bath bomb from @dnd-apothecary, and a set of dice! 

Gold Prize: (1) The big haul! You get 1 D&D book of your choice, a large set of dice, a bath bomb, and a candle from @dnd-apothecary! 

1. Only reblogs will count as entries, and only one entry per day.

2. Must be following this blog.

3. You’ll be contacted by PM once the giveaway ends if you won.

4. Entries will be accepted until October 31st, 2018.

Thanks for following the DMC, everyone!

[miss-pyrrha-nikos-isms-deactiva]

Omg missy, I wish you’d have told me you liked D&D! AND CRITICAL ROLE! AUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!! ((Klein the butler-isms mun))

(*gasp* FRIEND!)

(I’ve been playing TTRPG’s for about 5-6 years or so now, bouncing through a few systems.

Edge of the Empire, Through the Breach (Malifaux), D&D 4th and 5th, Pathfinder, Monsters AOCT, Dread, Call of Cthullu, World of Darkness (Vampire, Mage and Hunter), a good number of homebrew systems and even ran a homebrew Doctor Who/Torchwood campaign for weekly for 2 years.

Hey @tyrian-pearl and @ultimategamernerd ! I found another one!)

[tyrian-pearl-deactivated2020103]

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

[klein-isms]

AHJHHH HECK YEAHHH

INTERMINGLED

[avvocarlo]

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

when a player makes a fun decision that they end up regretting in character

@thepamdeathforgot @softbutchtaako @oldearthaccretionist

[miss-pyrrha-nikos-isms-deactiva]

I heard that Klein the Butler was some sort of supernatural being, but I doubt he’s a vampire...

“Truly? I don’t believe I’ve ever met the gentleman.” She seems intrigued. “I wonder if Weiss might know.”

[klein-isms]

The supernatural part is true, but I’m none so willing to reveal myself as of late.

[klein-isms]

Calling it now

But Qrow, Salem, Weiss, and Neptune would have died by Thanos

[tychography-deactivated20161203]

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

[klein-isms]

Klein: *holding back a laugh*

Klein: Young sir, did you actually think Netflix N Chill was to watch Netflix in an ice bath?

Whitley: what else would that term mean?

Klein: The term stands for Se- *sees Winter aggressively staring at him*

Klein: Carry on with your ice bath, young sire.

[whitleyisms]

Whitley: Klein? What does it mean Klein?

[yang-xiao-long-isms]

Yang: To chill means to relax.

Yang: Although in this particular case…

[goodwitch-isms]

Glynda: Miss Xiao-Long. Why don’t we end this here? He’s only like ten or something

[fluffingfloofs]

I’d put him at Oscars age really, so… 14.

[fiveway-of-fear-isms]

Qrow: it means sex.

Tai: QROW!!!

[klein-isms]

Klein: LET HIM ENJOY HIS ICE BATH HE IS 14 YOU HEATHEN!!!!

[klein-isms]

Klein: *holding back a laugh*

Klein: Young sir, did you actually think Netflix N Chill was to watch Netflix in an ice bath?

Whitley: what else would that term mean?

Klein: The term stands for Se- *sees Winter aggressively staring at him*

Klein: Carry on with your ice bath, young sire.

[whitleyisms]

Whitley: Klein? What does it mean Klein?

[klein-isms]

Carry on with your Ice Bath, Sir.

[dnd-apothecary]

DnD Apothecary Celebratory Giveaway

Since I have reached 250 followers, I thought it would be a great idea to do a giveaway!! 

There will be EIGHT total winners, in 3 tiers: 

Five bronze tier winners: 

One set of dice

One 2.0″ diameter bath bomb with a random d20 inside–  Choose from any of the dragons, forest camp, vampire, or beholder

Two silver tier winners: 

One 2.5″ diameter bath bomb with random d20s inside–  Choose from any of the dragons, forest camp, vampire, or beholder  

One small Health Potion scented candle with metal d20 inside 

One gold tier winner: 

Two 2.5″ bathbombs – Choose from any of the dragons, forest camp, vampire, or beholder

One large candle with a metal d20 inside  (winner’s choice from what’s available in my shop)

One Beholder notebook from @dungeonmastersconsortium ‘s store (lined or blank, winner’s choice)

Rules

You must be following the @dnd-apothecary New followers are welcome! 

Do not tag your reblog post as giveaway, it screws up the notes. 

Like = 1 entry, Reblog =1 entry. You may reblog as many times as you like, but don’t spam your followers.

The giveaway will end at 12:00 midnight CST July 31st, 2018

Winners will be chosen via a random generator

It is open to everyone – if a winner is outside of the US, please let me know and we will work something out.

You must have your messages open at the time that winners are announced so that I can message you

You must be comfortable giving me your address so I can ship things to you.

Not interested in testing your luck? 

Feel free to check out my Etsy shop 

Want a cool Beholder-themed item here, including mugs, notebooks, shirts, hoodies, lounge pants and shower curtains? Check out the DMC Shop 

[dnd-apothecary]

To be clear– if a winner is not in the US – I will pay for shipping, I’m unsure of why I phrased it like that, and didn’t mean to confuse anyone!

I meant it more in a “this is open to everyone” way and not in a “non-US winners would be responsible for shipping” way.

[klein-isms]

Klein: *holding back a laugh*

Klein: Young sir, did you actually think Netflix N Chill was to watch Netflix in an ice bath?

Whitley: what else would that term mean?

Klein: The term stands for Se- *sees Winter aggressively staring at him*

Klein: Carry on with your ice bath, young sire.

[klein-isms]

If you like this post you'll lead to me winning a cool Avengers Uke for free

[klein-isms]

Klein: I stare into the face of the abyss and it looks at me and smiles

Shopkeep: All I said was that we were out of butter cookies

[ilia-a-isms]

RWBY - Ask Game

 Send me one of the “words” and I’ll answer the question to it.

Ruby Rose- Favorite Character

Weiss Schnee- Favorite Song

Blake Belladonna- Best actor

Yang Xiao Long- Favorite female character

Jaune Arc- Best voice

Nora Valkyrie- Best ship

Pyrrha Nikkos- Least favorite song

Lie Ren- least favorite character

Roman Torchwick- One personal headcanon

Neo- Best outfit

Emerald Sustrai- Most tense moment

Cinder Fall- Most beautiful character

Mercury Black- Favourite Quote

Oscar Pine- Favourite scene

Qrow Branwen- Favourite male character

Vernal- What do you think about Raven?

Raven- What do you think about Ozpin?

Home- Which character would you date?

Shine- Cutest Character

Glynda Goodwitch- Which Character have to be proctected the most?

Salem- Least favourite scene

Ilia Amitola- Least favourite ship

Please send me one

[ilia-a-isms]

Since this has gotten popular again I’m going to start it for my followers again. I’ll ask each of you one question if you reblog it

[rwby-confessions]

FNDM Q+A

Hello! This is an informal survey written by and answered by fans! I want to know the general consensus on RWBY, such as what people like or thinks could improve. If you do not have a response, simply type N/A in the box for the long answer part.

Hello everyone, RWBY Confessions here!

I’ve wanted to do this for a while now but now I have finally found the time.  This survey intends to gauge the FNDM’s favorite parts of RWBY or their least favorite parts.  There is no ill-will behind this but rather genuine curiosity!  Please answer honestly and have an open mind to all the questions presented in this short survey~

The survey does not have a definitive end date, but I hope to collect at least 100 responses before Volume 6.  Findings will be reviewed and published once the survey ends.

Thank you so much for your participation and please share the survey with others in the FNDM!