@irradiated-iridescence My love? Hey, er, how would you go aboutā¦grinding a gnome? Asking for a friend, of course.
i believe it depends on what parts you want to save and what you want to discard
I want the entire gnome to become a fine fleshy paste.
ā¦ah?
maybe you should cut them into little pieces first, perhaps save the bones for a special occasion. you could burn the fleshā chemically or traditionally is up to you, the details i care not forā and deposit half in a mortar and half in a crucible, so that it is not only the structure that falls but the sense of self that is separated between the two bowls. burn the contents of the crucible until they are left with nothing but ash. grind the rest of the creature with the mortar and pestle until you can no longer tell what youāre looking at. savour your victory, and discard of your enemy in an undisclosed location.
or if youād like to, use the bons and remains to top a nice dish. nobody will suspect a thing besides the very odd, bloody and burnt aftertaste
ā¦. [dreamy sigh] wow.
what did you need this information for again