[izbnart]

Dnd animation yayy!

[irregulargnoll]

goddamnit.

got off work and came home and saw our black cat, Sorta, hanging on the outside of the garage door. thought he'd just manged some weird climbing thing for a second but i got up closer and realized his paw was stuck in the door.

(rest of the family was in another town for the day for an appointment and lunch. he must've jumped at the door somehow as it was closing and gotten stuck and they were already out of sight around the house so they didn't see)

opened the door and brought him inside on the cold tile because it was like 86 degrees today, humid as fuck and there is no shade over the garage door at all so he was super panting. put cool towels on his belly and back and stuff and after like 20 minutes his panting was getting slower so I thought it was helping but I guess that was just him dying because he made a horrible noise and then didn't respond anymore when i dripped a bit of water over his mouth and then his eyes

god i fucking miss him already.

[phantomrose96]

“Oh this? The full armor-set of The Divine Invention? Nowhere special. Just looted off a soldier defeated up North.” Bulllllllsshhiiit. Didchya loot it off your identical twin? The full set? Complete inseam fit, chest plate fit, girdle, shin plate, shoe fit? Shoulder broadness that so haaappppens to fit your own? The Divine Invention has no adjustment straps, don’t fuck with me.

See what I’m wearing? Chest plate of The Burning Scourge. Shin guards of All To Frost. Shoulders are Decorated Phoenix and NOTHING else, you know why? Cuz the damn cowardly knave in the Decorated Phoenix armor set CLAIMED the whole fit was a women’s 6. You know what’s NOT a women’s 6? A damn chest plate I could swim in. A foe could Iron Maiden me through the arm holes with an arrow 100 feet off. Had to pawn the fucking thing for change. A Phoenix Set.

And some of us are stupider. Petrichor looted The Harness of Hermes off some dead sod and the damn things were 2 sizes too small for his feet. I said “Petrichor your mother named you for wet mud, don’t prove you have the mental faculties to match” not that he listened. Bled his heels off every second mission wearing those. “Why should I care of the ills of man’s feet when I can walk as Hermes on the clouds?” Because it burns 0.1 mana per full wing’ed stride and Pet never had more than half a decent man’s mana. He walked more than he ever “strode the air.” Died of gangrene 6 months later. You guessed it! Foot infection. I wouldn’t be so mad but Pet was our only archer and we lost 2 good soldiers to ranged attacks a month later.

Fucking Pet. Anyway. You’re full of horseshit. “Just happened” to loot a whole fitted set. Of Divine Invention no less. “Ah what a skilled lad, wise in both will and way, to defeat a wearer of Divine Invention unscathed” that’s what you want people to think. You don’t want to admit you spent all your coin on a custom suit. Or daddy’s money maybe hmm? It’s a custom tailor job. Not a knick in the armor even. You defeated its wearer without a knick in the armor? All the good that armor must do then! I’m killing you tonight and looting that shit from you. Not that it would fit me.

[catasters]

[2003s-greatest-horrorshow]

Best quality: Their Wiggles

[riven-wanders]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

The washing machine wigglers squiggling their way on the wiggly market for only $25.52!

[brainrotdotorg]

i really do think we should substitute gacha games instead for like. the random wikipedia article button. gives you the same "yay i got something new and exciting!" feeling without spending any money and you get to learn something new on wikipedia. the problem is that its missing a cute little storage menu where you can see all the links to different articles youve "collected"

[brainrotdotorg]

so many people could be weaned off of gambling if we just gamified that website a *little* bit

[brainrotdotorg]

okay so ummmmm. its real

[toxifoxx]

absolutely fucking legendary first pull

[kaijutegu]

HELL YES ENIGMATIC LEAF TURTLE

[kaijutegu]

you can use this game to make a cow fight the state of new jersey's constitutional amendment process

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

my first card

[louquorice]

doing perspective box exercises but then some cat loafed in them

[viralfrog]

[feldfrog]

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

[traumatized-tiefling]

This is peak nerd internal monologue right here

[nick-nonya]

[portalpilled]

[bnq]

um yeah his name was Wheatley

[sirpuntine]

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

[yurimom]

MY FRIEND IS FINDING OUT THAT HES COLORBLIND AND WE’RE ALL HELPING HIM THROUGH IT LMAOOOOOO

[yurimom]

[yurimom]

UPDATE WE HAVE TWO COLORBLIND BITCHEZ IN THE SERVER

[yurimom]

what the fuck is going on

[alwaysabeautifullife]

On the last one Deuteranomaly and Protanomaly are identical though

[azzandra]

What I’m getting from this is that there are a lot more colorblind people in the world than even colorblind people know.

[sheepolypse]

Share to save [shame] a friend

[waywardmorgann-deactivated20240]

WAIT! DEUTERANOMALY AND PROTANOMALY IS THE SAME! IT’S THE FUCKING SAME! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?????

[audliminal]

The deuteranomaly and protanomaly ones are very similar but they are different. The purple section ranges out a little farther to the right in the protanomaly one. Not seeing the difference between might not indicate color blindness but rather difficulty with color differentiation.

[sanctuaryforalluniverses]

The green is also slightly more vivid in the protanomaly strip than it is in the deuteranomaly one.

[ninahufflepuff]

@skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit

um

these are not the same

[skeletal-spire-man]

They’re… They’re identical…

What’s… What’s the difference-?

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

welp. one of the moots has tritanomaly colour blindness!

[officially-bbc-news]

I’m not colourblind, but like, on the last one, deuteranomaly and protanomaly are identical to eachother- so are protanopia and deuteranopia-

[naviofortido]

They aren’t different?

[sofakingcurious]

I feel like I should add this

https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/?r=AOkgKP__79w8

[kindred-spirit-93]

DMFJKLEKDFJKLDKJDFKLDSKAL

[navigatorwrongway]

uwu

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

[flying-lemons]

oh do I have the game for you

[dancing-crow]

I could . not. put. this down for 48 hours - stayed up too late, had weird dreams about it, woke up early, and played it while I was supposed to be doing other things. the last several dozen items took a lot of googling, which I do not even begrudge it.

and then. My partner started it. And the SAME THING happened to him.

surprisingly compelling. start when you have free time. like, yanno, a snow day.

[mikkeneko]

This is a great game if you want to just, like, delete a day

[a-really-bad-decision]

Dragon age origins is like…. You’re nineteen, new in town, and it’s your second day at pizza hut. You don’t even know how to work the register yet and you just watched your manager get carted off by the paramedics. You have no contact info for him, his next of kin, or corporate. The only other employee is the guy who’s been here for two weeks and is a bit of a doofus, and neither of you really know what you’re supposed to do now. You both desperately need this job though, and the doofus at least has a drivers license and *kiiinda* knows how to use the oven so you just. Shrug, and start taking orders and making pizzas and praying to god that the bills are on autopay.

And weirdly enough you’re really good at this: making pizzas and dealing with shitty customers and breaking up fights in the parking lot and pretending to be Duncan’s cousin on the phone so the utility company doesn’t cut off the power. But running a store is a lot of work for two dumb kids, so slowly you start accumulating a bunch of competent weirdos to help out, like the nun who left her convent because god told her to help you make pizzas, and the elderly school teacher who just survived a mass shooting, and the guy the papa johns down the street hired to run you over. And really there’s no way any of this should be working as well as it is - you’re absolutely committing fraud of some kind here - but you’ve managed to dodge the landlord every time he’s stopped by, and the health inspector never shows up to tell you to stop letting your dog hang out behind the counter and you’re all still kinda looking at each other and asking ‘are we allowed to just do this?’ before shrugging again and continuing to make pizzas, until somehow, through a series of unlikely technicalities, your doofus coworker ends up on the ballot for governor.

And after like five months of this the regional manager wanders in out of nowhere and you’re sure he’s about to chew your ass out for this mess, but it turns out he’s pretty chill and honestly kind of impressed with how you managed to keep the place up and running all on your own. So now you’re all thinking ‘thank god, there’s someone here who actually knows how to run a Pizza Hut’ only for him to get hit by a car two days later on the night of the Super Bowl.

[winterhartarts]

Cmon you can’t just leave this in the tags

[noodles-07]

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website

[the-unflappablewolf]

Who would you trust more?

total stranger in a star trek shirt?

total stranger in a star wars shirt?

Voting ended onFeb 25

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.