The correct way to shower after school, from someone with severe OCD
Push the shower door open with your leg.
Turn the water on. Touch only the underside of the handle, that's the side for dirty hands.
While the water gets hot, quickly undress and put your clothes in the laundry basket.
Go back into the bathroom and close the door with your foot, don't touch the handle on the inside. Lock it.
At this point the shower is just barely warm enough to not cringe when getting in. Good, you didn't waste too much water waiting for it to get warm. Get in, leave the shower door open a bit so everything doesnt steam so much.
On the shelf are a few things: shampoo, conditioner, acne wash, body wash, and two bottles of soap.
The soap bottle on the right is dirty, the one on the left is clean.
Wash your hands a few times with the dirty soap until it feels right. Depending on what you've been doing that day it could be just once or twice, it could be 10 times.
Turn the shower head to its jet setting to clean the nasties between thighs, especially when on your period. Wash your hands.
Once you've done that, you're done with the dirty bottle. wash your now clean hands once more with the clean soap bottle -there so that clean hands dont have to touch a pump thats been contaminated with dirty hands- for good measure.
Then, make sure your hair is fully wet and then get some of the clean soap and rub it into your hair. Wash it out. The rest of the shower is working from the top down.
Wet your face and then get a pump of soap from the clean bottle and wash your face.
Use the acne wash on your face.
If your hair is dirty, this is when to use shampoo and conditioner.
For your torso and arms, on a day where you haven't touched anything particularly gross or gotten sweaty you can probably convince yourself that body wash will suffice, and clean yourself with that. If not, use soap from the clean bottle. Clean your torso first, then one arm (shoulder and underarm to wrist) and then the other.
More clean soap. One leg at a time, scrub from thigh to ankle.
Wash your hands with clean soap for good measure.
Turn the water off, only touching the clean side of the handle. Wring your hair out.
Use a bit of toilet paper to dry between your legs so gross water doesn't drip.
Open the bathroom door (the handle is clean!) with the hand that didnt touch the toilet paper.
Put on your underwear using the fingers that didn't touch the toilet paper and then wash your hands again.
Dry hair with towel and put on bathrobe or pajamas.
Congratulations! You now feel clean enough to chill in your room.
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