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@iruu-ka
New superhero: Crime Man.
He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.
The Punisher does this and the crime is murder
The Punisher doesnāt stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.
So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)
No, itās more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.
*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!
I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME
BUT BETTER
He finds out someoneās planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isnāt any money left when they get there.Ā
Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station
shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes
A black domino mask
A dark grey wool hat
a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets
a yellow sash readingĀ āCRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSSā
I drew fanart
did I get it right?
Now thatās a hero if Iāve ever seen one.
Check out this amazing Crime Man comic by @micaxiii
You do the crime, you get the crime.
The plan is working!
HE LOOKS LIKE THE QUOTEĀ āBe Gay Do Crimesā
He is gay, and does crimes.
Crime Man strikes again
I like Crime man
And Crime Man likes you too
Āæ what are his Powers?
Resourcefulness, audacity, and a sense of humor.
Speaking of company names, Iām considering several for whenever I get to the point where I can publish a Crime Man graphic novel.
Berrybo Comics is the the main one Iām considering. Or maybe just Berry Comics.
When we getting a Crime Man movie? XD
Iām still trying to produce a 6-page preview lol. One thing at a time.
ānasa gone rogueā sounds like theyāre stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally or something
but nope, ārogueā these days is a word that means āposting real climate change facts that your president doesnāt want you to knowā
like if you support nasa posting real climate change facts that the orange dictator doesnāt want you to know. reblog if you support nasa stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally.
Trees can getĀ email in Australia. In 2013, trees were assigned email addresses byĀ the city of MelbourneĀ so its citizens could report potential problems, but people ended up writing thousands of love letters to their favorite trees instead. Source
Sometimes the trees even respondedā¦
This is pure and wholesome. Ā
This is so weird but also wholesome
Bloody fricken⦠thatās just odd.. I never knew we did this.. but mind you itās those Victorians.. they are always just odd..
Iām sorry why are the trees talking back?
BREAKING: Local Dumb Bitch has most definitely not learned her lesson.Ā āSame shit as always,ā says disappointed mother. Long term memory was unavailable for comment
you know the feeling of grinding your jaw on a tooth ache or pressing hard at a bruise or staying awake for hours watching vine comps while your 6am deadline ticks steadily closer? the perverse pleasure of self-sabotage? when you know picking at the scab will get you nothing but blood, but first itāll feel so, so satisfying? thatās me, baby!!!
humans: sometimes we do a thing just to see how much it hurts
aliens: cool cool cool, quick followup; what the FUCK
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Trump is giving a pardon to a convicted war criminal. Another one of the āfine peopleā Trump and Republicans love so much, I guess. Trump and Republicans are racists and misogynists who get off on performative cruelty. Republicans are evil. And the people who keep voting them into office are evil too.
The United States Military is the Worldās Largest Terrorist Organization.
He stabbed to death a 15 year old, who was wounded, surrendered (presumably), unarmed, and on a doctorās slab receiving treatment So brave, such a fierce hunter (close sarcasm)
Its about time to move on from this Minecraft town so itās time to say goodbye to
Whatās under the train station / zombie driving school
But not just under the train station / zombie driving school. But in the basement.
But not just in the basement
But in the sub-basement
But below the sub-basement
Is the sub-sub-basement.
And under the sub-sub-basement
Is the underwater tunnel. A dangerous dark underwater tunnel that requires most of your health to get through. After the underwater tunnel you have to go through
The sub-sub-sub-basement. Which leads to
The second underwater tunnel. Which leads to
The door
But behind The Doorā¦
Is Jeff
Iām glad people are appreciating the work it took to seal away Jeff
Glaz: I canāt believe Iām single on Valentineās Day.
Kapkan: Well, you know what they say. Roses are red, violets are blueā¦
Glaz: Donāt.
Kapkan, holding up a bottle: Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.
Mira: I can't believe you and Buck broke the bed last night.
Frost: It must have been wild.
Jackal: Haha... Yeah...
[Last Night]
Buck: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling.
Jackal: Try me.
IQ: You remind me of the ocean.
Caveira: Why the ocean?
IQ: Because you're salty and you scare people.
Rook: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3 a.m. to look at the stars.
Doc: If anyone, and I mean ANYONE, wakes me up at 3 a.m. to look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
You would not believe your eyes
If your dadās ghost materialized At the stroke of twelve by the castleās keep
In armor, appearing there To cryĀ āfoul murderā to the air It may seem rude but justice has fled from here
#Iād like to make myself believe#that Claudius is#guilty#itās hard to say that he really killed my father in his sleep#ācause everything is never as it seemsĀ (via @allieinarden)
a few fun octopus facts:
their arms are similar to our tongues in that their muscle fibers are Ā oriented in three different directionsĀ
octopuses are disconcertingly strong (anecdotal evidence says that a 15 inch wide octopus was as strong as the scientist handling it)
on that note that same scientist said that when her octopuses escaped she would have to run behind them, ālike catsā (paraphrased from sy montgomeryās the soul of an octopus)
aquariums haveĀ āoctopus enriching programsā so they donāt get bored and fuck shit up in their tanks
they are crazy smart like. really. really fucking smartĀ
but we canāt compare their intelligence to ours because our evolution branched from the same common ancestor so long ago we cannot comprehend how they think
itās believed that their intelligence evolved when they lost their shell, and had to adapt to predict how countless of different prey and predators would act, how to avoid them, distract them, lure them or trick themĀ
they visualize how other creatures are going to act, which means they have haveĀ awareness that others are individuals which is a type of consciousness but i canāt remember what itās called right nowĀ
like, they use toolsĀ
they have distinct personalitiesĀ
aquarium octopuses are socialized from a very young age and even though in the wild they are solitary creatures they become extremely friendly with enough human exposure
sometimes they dislike people for no apparent reason and will shoot water at them
they have three heartsĀ
each of their arms has a tiny brain that controls movement and sensory input on its own i shit you not
they are color blind and yet they can camouflage their color and nobody knows howĀ
they can change the color and texture of their skin faster than human eyes can keep up with it
great pacific octopuses are white when they are peaceful, and red when theyāre excitedĀ
aquarium octopus have escaped their tanks and slithered down pipes into the oceanĀ
escaped their tanks to eat the fish in other tanksĀ
escaped their tanks to go fight other octopuses cuz they were bored
octopus fight club
learned how to take photographs
cost thousands of dollars by flooding new floors
they can feel, taste, and smell with their suckers and all of their skin
they enjoy tasting their food by slowly moving it through their suckers instead of shoving it in their beaks
they can rewrite their rna. no, really
the only reason why they havenāt evolved to take over as the next dominant race is because theyāre doing pretty well Ā in the ocean so thereās no need for them to adapt furtherĀ
thereās a ton more but iām so overwhelmed by love i canā think of any at the moment iām going to cry
read the soul of an octopus by sy mongomery no she didnāt pay me i just love octopuses so muchĀ
Also:
learned to shoot out the annoying light over the tank
hid in floor drains when caught out of their tanks by researchers
hid the shells of crabs stolen from a tank under a third, unrelated tank
Sy is a wonderful human and a great researcher. NEAq actually named a GPO after her in honor of all her work on octopuses. (Or octopi, or octopodes - theyāre all correct). Definitely read that book.Ā
-liked being splashed. Figured out that spitting water would have keepers splash back in response
- learned to spray 45°F water everywhere to demand splashes
-likes taking brushes from divers. Knows the best way to do this was to sneak up from underneath or reach over the shoulder
-will wait until keepers are looking away/distracted to grab stuff and knows exactly how far to sink down to get out of reach
-seriously octos are huge thieves. If you have something in your hand, they want it. As soon as they grab it, it belongs to them. Thereās no food and they have no use for it? Doesnāt matter itās their thing now.
-we lost a magnet scrubber for three days because one stole it from the interns. Every time she let it go and we reached a net to get it, she would snatch it out of the net and drag it back into the den. By the time we got it back she had torn apart the scrub pad
-honestly itās like keeping an aquatic possessive 8-legged cat
All iām getting from this is
Cats, corvids, and octopi
Land air and sea