The Procrastination Blog

Dina, 23. It's mostly just memes here. my fandom blog

[honetii]

I'm like super normal and not unhinged in the slightest (I spent 3 days formatting, printing, and binding a niche internet story about sci fi football into a 280 page physical book)

[themanwhoateastronomy]

17776 is the prettiest "what if" anyone could have ever imagined for humanity

the world is over but nobody told it. missed its own eulogy. came out of its coffin and threw a football in the air instead. a football is shot across the continental united states. it has no meaning. it has all the meaning. game is salvation. wearing a numbered jersey and playing across a few thousand years of land shouldnt matter. but it does. why? because we said it does. because love chose to make it matter. the end of the world was never the point. a little love in a football always was

[thinfatfit]

My ethics professor once told our class that society justifies hating fat people by saying they overburden the healthcare system but no one uses that excuse to hate high level athletes who also disproportionately use the healthcare system

[parentheticalaside]

They don’t even need to be high-level. Active people who are just regular folks are some of the most expensive people for health care systems. When I lived in Boulder, a professor pointed out that the city had some of the highest orthopedic costs in the country, just from the bicyclists, runners and joggers, hikers, mountain climbers and others breaking bones during recreational pursuits.

[fred-the-dinosaur]

not to mention it is impossible to overburden a health system, given that its entire purpose is to provide care proportionately to those who need it. From each according to their ability, to each according to their needs. More health issues, more healthcare.

The only way to overburden a health system is to provide poor or restricted enough healthcare that it causes more health problems due to neglect and malpractice. Doctors neglecting fat people into health crises creates far more of a burden on health services than fat people existing does.

[gayvampyr]

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

[foone]

(bad) Idea: Pronoun selections for multiple pronoun users where you have the ability to set relative rates of each pronoun. Like maybe like:

See you could set relative frequencies of each pronoun, and order them.

And yes I did mock this up using Visual Basic 6. That's just how my brain works.

[foone]

MY PRONOUNS HAVE A VIRUS!?

[foone]

the fucking POETRY of making a shitpost program about transgender pronouns and it gets falsely flagged before I can post it to tumblr.

beautiful

[mapsontheweb]

Lands lost by the Native Americans In the US (1776-1930)

[isuggestlandback]

I have a suggestion

[sabertoothwalrus]

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

[sabertoothwalrus]

how I balance my humors

[silly-detector]

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

how I balance my humors

this post contains:

1 clown!

1 jester!

1 mime!

[sabertoothwalrus]

one of each……. The Balanced Humors

[atlas-coolbean]

GET. AI. OUT. OF. FANDOM. Stop making headcanons with it, stop making fanfic with it, stop making fanart with it. If I see one more "asking chatgpt *blank* about *character/characters in a fandom* I'm going to lose my goddamn mind. Use your own fucking brain, stop asking AI to do everything. You could even ask other real people what they think. Just. Stop. Using. AI. In. Creative. Spaces.

[franzis-frantic-thoughts]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Of course this is how I learned. How else?

[victusinveritas]

[jackscarab]

"You cannot misgender me in a way that matters."

[fuckyeahbiguys]

[fuckyeahbiguys]

We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life. 

[dduane]

IT’S BREAD DAY!

…Yay!

[dduane]

IT’S BREAD DAY AGAIN! (cc: @petermorwood )

[elbiotipo]

Also I've said this before but advertising is an industry that should be considered as pointless and harmful as fossil fuels.

[elbiotipo]

"as harmful as fossil fuels? don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?" the world's largest and most sophisticated surveillance networks that gather incomprehensible amounts of personal data to make profits technological companies who are the largest corporations on the world and shapers of public opinion often for the worse, all do it for advertising.

Cut the head, just ban advertising.

[elbiotipo]

Why Don’t We Just Ban Targeted Advertising?

From protecting privacy to saving the free press, it may be the single best way to fix the internet.

[crazy-pages]

Local advertisting in limited quantities: Necessary, useful.

Deliberate production of informative content designed for spread by word of mouth (like video game teasers): Fine, useful, spreads based on actual appeal.

Submitting products to actually neutral and regulated third parties who evaluate product quality in hopes a product will be elevated and recommended as good: Very useful, noble even.

Branding, targeted advertisements, paying influencers, blanket saturation of every available space in ads: Fucking hell.

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[brenna]

[teaboot]

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[fadingponycookiedream]

[andsorrowsend]

[werefeathers]

[steamandcream]

thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it's a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I'm working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it's okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I'm failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I'm doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it's such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.

[steamandcream]

sorry to put your tags on blast on this insane breach containment post I have since muted, but you're right and you should say it.

It is defeatable. Go for the throat.

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[baphonnicula]

nowhere else

[johnnycrass]

[fairycosmos]

[thefaeriefeatherdark]

I’m sure someones already said this but I often see Tumblr described as a hellsite. This is fundamentally incorrect.

Tumblr is the faesite. Everybody is super confused and lost, you keep running into random places. Somehow you end up stuck there forever after interacting a couple of times. The people are all strange, everybody simultaneously seems to be from the future and the past as if time is meaningless.

[stargazing-at-the-moon-deactiva]

YES

[amysnotdeadyet]

also technology breaks at random, and sometimes you just suddenly feel a thousand years old

[variablejabberwocky]

everybody has a half dozen names and none of them are their “real” name.

which name(s) you know gives you different powers over them.

there are Rules but you mostly have to figure them out for yourself.

getting the Rules wrong or breaking them can cost you more than you ever even knew you had.

Maximum Horny at all times

be careful what you wish for or you just might get it

Gift Of Prophecy

Illegal Use Of Bones

[wintersoldierfell]

Holidays are unusual but important and have very specific rites attached