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Hermitcraft gimmick blog turned gimmick hermitcraft blog.

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Alright, from the top. @is-the-joe-vid-cute, section Plinko, take nanpa tu wan.

Howdy all! Mod Kitsune here, posting as we always do from Nashville, Australia.

I represent The Hermit Analysing Society as [tumblr]'s local expert on the care of Joe Hills, widely regarded as the hardest species of Hermit to look after due to The Joe Hills Difference - their unique needs, rituals, and methods of communication, often confounding anyone that isn't already familiar with them.

Please heed the Unreality warnings on this blog, and refer to @the-cute-hermit-video-link or my old pinned post for my contemporaries. I also have a website.

@is-the-joe-vid-cute is posted in front of a live scrolling audience.

[maplemonarchy]

The funniest thing to me is watching one of the Hermit’s stream and then one of them will mention that they’ve seen something from tumblr and the entire chat just becomes “SCATTER” and “oh no”.

It’s like when you hear that guests are coming over and you have to clean the house before they get there

[astraheart04]

In the coming excitement for the hermitcraft charity event, I wanna point out that all day Joe Hills has been updating the title of his most recent hermitcraft episode (uploaded today) all day long. This man has been liveblogging the trip via Youtube titles.

It's currently almost 10 pm for me and hes been doing this all day since he uploaded at about 2. Joe Hills continues to baffle me with how absurd he can get.

[hemipenal-system]

turning into a dragon really helps in every situation

missed ur flight? dragon. insecure about how powerless you feel? dragon. want to protect the people you love? dragon. just want to be left alone? dragon. become a dragon. you want a hot dog but the power's out and a cold hot dog grosses you out? turn into a dragon and heat that shit up. want girls to be scared of you? dragon. want girls to be really inexplicably horny for you? strangely also dragon. want girls to scritch behind your horns and call you pretty when you start purring? dragon.

it will help you. become a dragon

[mi-toki-pona-e-sina]

tenpo ale la; o akesi waso seli.

o akesi tan sina li lon ala tawa. o akesi tan sina pilin wawa ala. o akesi tan sina wile awen e jan olin sina. o akesi tan sina wile wan. o akesi tan sina wile moku e palisa moku taso moku lete li ike. o akesi tan sina wile ni la; jan li pilin monsuta tan sina. o akesi tan sina wile ni la; jan li pilin unpa tan sina. ni li nasa. o akesi tan sina wile e ni la; jan li luka e sina monsi kiki lawa li toki e te sina pona lukin to.

ni li pona. o akesi waso seli.

[kitab00m101]

Im in the long process of watching Grian's world tour video-

And I think this is the first time I've really ever "met" Joehills. I've known he was a member of the server for a long time, and that in the fanart he is a muppet (????), but I've never really seen him or listened to him speak before.

My god, he is WAY MORE casually unhinged than I EVER could have predicted.

"Oh yeah, here's a build that's so large I'm afraid I'll lose ya Grian if you wander off, but guess what? This isn't even the actual build! It's ONE EIGHTH of my actual overworld build that is SO ENORMOUS that you can't fit it on a map of the server 😊"

"This is a representation of Finnish American architect (Insert the name he said because I have no clue how to spell that 💀) vision for the bell laboratory's research and development campus-" *continues to adorably ramble all nerd like*

"Yeah, so because they did that, I basically filled their backyard with approximately 1.5 million stone over the course of the last 5 weeks :p"

[kitab00m101]

omg the fact that his entire mega base is a canvas for others to enjoy and as he said "if ya wanna build dinosaurs, build some dinosaurs!" IS SO FERUSING WHOLESOME.

[realjoehillsfanblog]

Jact #43

He has captivated you with his autistic swagger

[jan-lape]

[ruthauburn]

Sometimes I forget that mcyts have tumblr accounts and then I'll see like pearls blog and I'll get jump scared.

Like what if they know who I am? NO????? Stop observing me you famous individual.

And the fact that some of them don't have known accounts they're just lurkers??? HELLO??? What do you mean that there is a small chance that smallishbeans has seen a drawing I made of him and liked it? What do you mean that joehills could have possibly seen my post at some point in time??? It's extremely unlikely but 0.0000001% is still a percentage.

Thank god mumbo doesn't have a tumblr (as far as I know) because then he would know how crazy I am 😔

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Joe, in Swedish: We’ve known each other, for so long. Your heart’s been aching but, you’re to shy to say it. Inside we both know what’s been going on. We know the game and we’re gonna play it. I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling, gotta make you understand! Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna run around and, desert you! Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye! Never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you!

(Reminder, Joe was singing this in SWEDISH)

(NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP QUOTE YES)

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I'd also like to point out that he put captions over the video in about a dozen languages that aren't swedish or english

[mousegirlheart]

howdy yall, mousegirlheart here, recording as I always do in cheeseville, mousie

[geekofmanytopics]

If anyone deserves to get married to their hot goth gf, it's Joe Hills. Congrats to their upcoming nuptials!

[camakkuma]

This reminded me of Connecticut Clark, so I had to edit it with Joe and Badger xd

[fioras-resolve]

soweli: mi wile! jan: sina wile e seme? soweli: soweli: mi wile!

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sitelen li kama tan sitelen ni tan jan Mantisele

[tpwrtrmnky]

pills that make you so green that people start putting other photos and videos on you to use as background in their streams

The film industry notoriously discriminates against green people because they just won't bother to use a different color for chroma keying and would rather just edit grayscale actors in postproduction if there are green characters

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this is my origin story

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✂️ Thank you Zloy!

15 seconds · Clipped by CT · Original video "Hermitcraft RECAP - Season 10 Week 19" by Hermitcraft Recap - a show by fans for fans

The recap crew want you to be responsible

[ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons]

In-universe, people don't get invited to the Hermitcraft server. They just kinda show up there. They take a wrong turn while going to another server and end up on Hermitcraft. The current Hermits have a system where a week before the new season, they search the world for newcomers to explain to them. Sometimes they stay, sometimes they don't.

ooo that’s an interesting one

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I knew I shoulda taken a left turn at Alberquerque

[reversewerewolf]

my mundane super power is being really good at picking out what strings of words can be sung to the tune of “teenage mutant ninja turtles.” this is primarily a curse.

[reversewerewolf]

[prokopetz]

A fun thing about publishing on itch.io is that it has a mechanism for constructing opt-in mailing lists of past purchasers, but no mechanism for consolidating those mailing lists, so if you want to send a notification to everyone who's opted in to receive emails from you, people who've purchased multiple titles from you will receive a number of copies of the notification equal to the number of titles purchased.

It's times like this that I'm reminded that Tumblr does not, in fact, have the dumbest possible UI. It can always get worse!

[prokopetz]

On a related note, back Psychodungeon.

PSYCHODUNGEON (TTRPG)

A fantasy workplace action drama, played with No Dice and No Masters.

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[mbohjeezart]

Hermit a Day May: Day 18, Joe Hills, The Puppet, the Puppeteer!

@joehills And here's his full portrait without the text and background:

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