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“Jut your hips out a little more and you’ll look like Chuck,” Sean smirked, amused with her posturing. “He stands around practically aiming his dick at everything with two legs and a vagina.” Obnoxious, but gullible. Impressionable, as others more polite than Sean would say. He was just this side of getting him caught up with the elixirs, after all. “Maybe we should introduce him to Moldred. He’d probably go for her and she’d be too busy getting her hip blown out that she wouldn’t be berating you.” Rising from the bench as well, he stretched his arms across his chest one a time, pulling on them just enough that his shoulders popped and a looseness began to settle in. “You know, one of these days, I’m gonna collect on all the shit I’ve been exposed to for your benefit, right?” He began moving around the machines, returning the weights he’d been using to their rightful places. Not for the benefit of whoever came in afterwards, but simply to stave off a run in with the old lady on Isabella’s floor. “I’m keeping a very detailed list. Doubt I’ll learn altruism before then.”
“Chuck and Moldred. Truly a match made in hell,” Isabella didn’t really try to get to know many people in their building. Befriending Sean was mostly a coincidence, a product of trying to expand her horizons and beef up in case one of the shady people she investigated decided to try something. She’d seen Chuck in passing, didn’t have any strong opinions on his person, besides the obvious flaws Sean pointed out. “I mean, I’m down. We’re both going to hell for calling a practically senile old lady ‘Moldred’ and I probably cinched my spot before that ‘cause I watch The Bachelor on a regular basis.” Snorting at the reference to a lack of altruism, Isabella fixed Sean with a look. “What exactly are you gonna demand payment in, Sean? ‘Cause you know I’m perpetually broke from spending too much money on cheesecake and shoes.”

















