what can ya do

[kristina100000]

why are u here

to witness everything with all of you

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

watching this youtube video about victorian haircare wherein the woman testing the products out inhales so much alcohol fumes she gets tipsy and that’s joining lead in everything, corsets, and doctors who cured hysteria with vibrators in “reasons why victorian women loved fainting”

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

me walking out of my fainting room after getting my back blown out by a medical professional face covered in lead makeup walls emerald green (also containing lead) high on the cocaine i was prescribed for allergies, tightening my corset: archibald darling i am seeing ghosts

[creepish]

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing that the devil is in?

[frangiponi]

happy valentine’s day 💌

[darktownboykisser]

sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

[formerlystarsongs-deactivated20]

The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

[oldbookist]

this guidebook from 1831 says the water from the seine is good but “has a laxative quality”…girl that is the cholera

[s]

if a british person is named shaggy does it kinda feel like being named fucky?

[craiganthonywells-deactivated20]

The first time I watched Scooby Doo I was distraught

[s]

that’s what I wanted to hear

[ryebreadgf]

heyyyy to all the women out there i hope you get to have a pasta dinner soon. to men i hope you are repenting

[genterie]

Chris Noth in Sex and the City (1998-2004)

[ataleof2men]

[whatisnttakenalready]

Ya'll love us though! Lol

[chaiexp]

[cactuslands]

[ghostof]

[neutralmuds]

[saintvitus]

[themaninthegreenshirt]

[just-shower-thoughts]

As a Millennial, I have seen more David Hasselhoff cameos than actual starring roles