When Alastor had something he wanted to take off his mind, his usual plan of action was to drink. It was an unhealthy coping mechanism, he knew that, but it was all he’d ever really learned, over the years. He figured it was this or journaling, but even then journaling would mean confronting problems instead of ignoring them.
He never expected Amelia Bones to be a problem.
She wasn’t, really. She was brilliant, and he respected her more than most anyone else at the ministry, yet... it was her birthday, and instead of being at her party, he was at home, and the most out of it he’d felt in a while. Of course, the liquor in his system wasn’t helping him feel less out of it, but it was something to keep his mind off of how bad he felt for ditching Bones’ party.
It took a lot of sitting on his couch to get there, but Al felt increasingly like, fuck it, what’s stopping me from showing up late. That was... fine, right? And he could apparate there in no time at all, and hopefully not lose a limb. Why not, Moody?
The wonderful thing about just how drunk he felt was that he was too drunk to notice that, to even an untrained eye, he had obviously pregamed pretty hard. When he got to the venue, the first thing he did was find the girl of the hour.
“Agent Bones, birthday girl!” he said, pulling her in for a hug, “Am I too late?”
@bravebones









