Yikes

[isattdown]

Chichi: You said you had nothing to do with that. Are you lying to me?

Goten: That depends on how you define lying.

Chichi: Well, I define lying as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Goten: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.

Chichi:……

Goten:…..

Chichi: Go to your room.

Goten: Absolutely!

[isattdown]

Vegeta: *speaking in saiyan tongue*

Someone: what language are you speaking?

Vegeta: terrorism

[isattdown]

Goten: It’s really muggy out today, huh?

Chichi:

Chichi: if I go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, I’m going to kill you.

Goten: *sips tea from a bowl*

[isattdown]

Chichi: getting everybody out of the house in the morning can be really tough, Especially the first day of school.

Goku: from the moment we get up at 7:00 it’s go, go, go.

Chichi: i get up at 6:00

Goku: [laughs]

Goku: *sarcastically* I get up at 5:00

Chichi: seriously. I get up at 6:00.

Goku: That’s you? I thought we had a raccoon.

[isattdown]

Raditz: I can’t fucking stand you.

Goku: you don’t gotta stand. There’s a chair right there.

Raditz: *sits down* Fuck You.

[dbzebra]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I finally posted another MarTen fic! It’s been a long time and I lost confidence in my writing to the point where I was afraid to post this, but I finished it and I’m glad I did :)

It’s more MarTen fluff from me (with a bit of gochi thrown in) and I got carried away again but what else is new lol

Had to repost cause the link got messed up

Reblogs/kudos/comments are very much appreciated :)

[isattdown]

Bulma: Okay guys time to get ready for school.

Goten and Trunks: more like school needs to get ready for us

Bulma: love it! Love the confidence.

[isattdown]

Goten: My girls are on the wait list of their preschool.

Goten: and it’s twice as tough to get in with twins.

Trunks: why don’t you just get one of them in and then let them take turns going to school every other day?

Goten: Trunks, that’s crazy.

Trunks:…

Goten:…

Goten: I asked my wife and she said no.

[isattdown]

Vegeta to Goku everyday for no reason: I may be short but you’re still beneath me

[isattdown]

Goku: You saved us bulma. I owe you my life.

Bulma: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not impressed.

[isattdown]

Goku: Can I get a ride home?

Vegeta: *getting in his car*

Vegeta: I don’t have a car

[dbzebra]

I drew the twins again! Papa Goten just gave them their first gi 🥺👀

Also alternate orange gi version lol

[isattdown]

Chichi: And if you see Goten, give him this message.

Chichi: *makes a neutral face*

Chichi: he’ll know what it means

*later*

Gohan: Oh, and mom said to give you a message

Gohan: *makes a neutral face*

Goten: Oh no....

[isattdown]

Goku: *about Gohan* a bird can never learn to fly if it never leaves the nest

Chichi: The bird that leaves the nest too soon plummets to its death on the concrete below

[isattdown]

That’s it.

That’s the whole series

[isattdown]

Tarble: Look at you always fighting. What happened to my fun big brother?

Vegeta: Fun? I was never fun, you take that back.

[trunksgender]

i think goten would be a tea person bc chichi raised him w tea and like at first he was like “bleh this is bitter i dont like it” cuz he was a kid but eventually as he gets older he comes around to it. and trunks is a coffee person (obviously..)

so they go to cafes together sometimes and end up getting in “”fights”” over whether coffee or tea is better like twice a week and even tho goten is arguing that tea is better and trunks is arguing that coffee is better they both end up drinking like half each others drinks every time