In The Fast Lane From LA to Waitrose

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[elexuscal]

"what did students do before chatgpt?" well one time i forgot i had a history essay due at my 10am class the morning of so over the course of my 30 minute bus ride to school i awkwardly used by backpack as a desk, sped wrote the essay, and got an A on it.

six months later i re-read the essay prior to the final exam, went 'ohhhh yeah i remember this', got a question on that topic, and aced it.

point being that actually doing the work is how you learn the material and internalize it. ChatGPT can give you a short cut but you won't build you the the muscles.

[raevenlywrites]

someone else said on a chatgpt post that usimg it to study is like using a forklift to lift weights.

The goal of weight lifting is not to have weights moved, the weights are a tool to develop your muscle mass and help improve and maintain your body's function.

The goal of homework is not to produce essays, the essays are a tool to develop your ability to take in information, process that information, and communicate your own ideas effectively.

Dont use a forklift in the gym. Dont use chatgpt in the brain gym.

[strangehorse]

My dad has motion detectors with built-in cameras along his driveway, and there's a frog that has figured out that if it jumps in front of the detector, the infrared light that turns on will attract bugs. So my dad frequently gets a bunch of pictures of the frog jumping around, and he's really fond of the frog now. He refers to it as his frog, enjoys getting pictures of it, and is always super, super careful in the driveway to check for the frog to make sure it's safe.

Anon. Please listen to me. I would not tell you this if it was not very important to me. PLEASE get me a picture of this frog. 

[strangehorse]

anon. where is the frog, anon. we need the frog anon.

[strangehorse]

THE FROG!!!!!!!

[profrobertnotchristian]

I find this post ribbiting.

[slimetony]

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

[genjifap-deactivated20170826]

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

[slimetony]

Where was it before?

[catparazzi]

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

[slimetony]

Wh

[slimetony]

What the fuck

[treklesslyabandoned]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[chainmail-butch]

One time I ate probably way too many mushrooms and I could feel my trip going bad. So, I turned to my roommate and I said something along the lines of,

"I feel amazing but I feel like this sensation has a price and I'm about to pay it."

To which he responded, "What are you, catholic?" And that knocked me so firmly out of my mental state that the rest of the trip was hands down the best time I ever did mushrooms.

[rose-kalliope]

[chainmail-butch]

Yeah that's fair, those tags should part of the main post

[teathattast]

[flightyquinn]

[morbidology]

The legend of La Pascualita revolves around an eerily lifelike mannequin displayed in a bridal shop window in Chihuahua, Mexico since 1930. Locals believe it is not just a mannequin but the embalmed corpse of the shop owner's daughter, who tragically died on her wedding day. Her realistic features—especially her hands and eyes—have sparked fascination and ghostly rumors. Some claim the mannequin moves or follows visitors with her gaze, while others dismiss it as a spooky urban legend.

[junglejim4322]

Going back to sleep is so powerful im a huge fan of going back to sleep

[aspromauri-alepou]

[itisiives]

[catchymemes]

[acatnamedbinx]

[threeeyedharemp3]

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

[vetchtibbles]

this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

[threeeyedharemp3]

stop it i was trying to be gothic

[cozytayz]

[everythingsbetterunderthestars]

Please please please I know we all love Friends and Chandler was our favourite character and Matthew always put a smile on our faces and that’s all amazing but can we please please please talk about this:

“I've had a lot of ups and downs in my life. I'm still working through it personally, but the best thing about me is that if an alcoholic or drug addict comes up to me and says, 'Will you help me?' I will always say, 'Yes, I know how to do that. I will do that for you, even if I can't always do it for myself! So I do that, whenever I can. In groups, or one on one.

And I created the Perry House in Malibu, a sober-living facility for men. I also wrote my play The End of Longing, which is a personal message to the world, an exaggerated form of me as a drunk. I had something important to say to people like me, and to people who love people like me.

When I die, I know people will talk about Friends, Friends, Friends. And I'm glad of that, happy l've done some solid work as an actor, as well as given people multiple chances to make fun of my struggles on the world wide web...

but when I die, as far as my so-called accomplishments go, it would be nice if Friends were listed far behind the things I did to try to help other people.

I know it won't happen, but it would be nice.”

- Matthew Langford Perry

(August 19, 1969 - October 28, 2023)

[medievalthymes]

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

[kaijuno]

:l

[wagemage]

I cropped them so they could be used as emotes