Oh Gods, I'm back and still can't think of a title

Generic fantasy nerd, blowing the dust off my old tumblr account I abandoned in the denippling now Twitter has exploded. They/Them.

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

[ashen-ambrosia]

"average green ajah survives 3 deadly injuries a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average green ajah survives 0 deadly injuries per year. Impalements Alanna, who loves being thanked & survives over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[alverelover]

[horseproductions]

me: yeah i started watching wheel of time for the plot

the plot in question:

[wife-of-bath]

[knight--error]

One of my favorite bits in Wheel of Time which I'm sure plenty of people hated (a thing you could say about almost any aspect of the series) is how each of the main three Two Rivers guys have love lives that often fail to even walk the line between hilarious and horrifying, let alone be functional and healthy; but every time they're doing really poorly, each one thinks, independently, "Man, I bet [one of the other Two Rivers guys] would know exactly what to do. He's so good with women." And then you mentally smash cut to that other guy, who is having a somehow worse time, even though that should be impossible.

[gelphienation]

it’s called femme top realness

[nemonclature]

Look, I love my immortal twinks, but I am so looking forward to the return of the middle aged ladies show.

[veliseraptor]

so you've got your twelve least favorite coworkers who you would dearly like to see die. fast forward three thousand years of extradimensional prison and you're in a post-apocalyptic wasteland where the only people you know are still your twelve least favorite coworkers. half of them are career academics.

and only one of you can be the universe's next top model.

[graysedai]

Robert Jordan: Novices and Accepted are NOT allowed to fuck. Aes Sedai can fuck, but they pretend they don't except some of the most shameless Greens.

Rafe: everyone in dick tower on vagina island fucks are you kidding me

[ein-kleiner]

I’m like the opposite of a catholic. all sex is fine except sex for reproduction

[ischander]

I have returned to tumblr after the twitter implosion. How you all doing here?

[hottestthingalive]

rip to you guys but i love assembling ikea furniture its so fun its like legos

[hottestthingalive]

people complain about how confusing assembling ikea furniture is and meanwhile i rise above their understanding and exist beyond their pitiful mortal comprehension as i spend a wonderful day assembling two twin beds with nothing but two hex keys, hope, and a whole lot of screws. 10/10 experience would do again

[onihcinimkcin]

[fozzie]

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

[digilici]

Tell me what it is

Tell me what it is

Tell me what it is

[the-bi-turtle-deactivated202004]

doesn’t matter, we already lost

[kidgripes-deactivated20220420]

I’ll give Jayce one thing, he’s presented as a big buff straight man who also genuinely enjoys being around women.

Close friends with Caitlyn without being a creep or an overprotective big brother trope, whipped for Mel, teams up with Vi without doubting her fighting skill.

He’s got 2 scoops of jaw muscle and 0 scoops of foresight, but there’s no sexism in that boy.

[haberdashing]

i have a little switch in my head. its two settings are “do everything immediately” and “do nothing at all”. i do not control what the switch is set to, and there is no third setting