Let's can't sleep together.

✨North Carolina

[serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty]

[disneyfeverdaily]

Heroes like Hercules

[jollyhollya]

Bibbity bobbity boo!

I had my own fairy godmother this weekend at comic con. So magical.

[justhere4coffee]

I slowed the actual transformation down 200% so you can see just how brilliant it is… From the first sign of the ballgown to completely changed takes less than 3 seconds. That is some epic-level crafting.

[jollyhollya]

@justhere4coffee thank you! Wanted it to be as quick a transformation as possible!

[babyanimalposts]

[lemonlime]

"Stop drinking milk, Anthony!"

[jonarchivistcansing]

REAL QUICK WHY THIS MF SOUND EXACTLYIKE GRIFFIN MCELROY

[p0rn-daddy]

When the whole crew is basic and you wanna go extra 😂

credit

[s-gellar]

[mishasminions]

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

[misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

[lastseasonsloser-deactivated201]

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

[illogical-bullshit]

And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.

Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life. 

[cartoongoblin]

I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂

[joons]

[mausspace-deactivated20130422]

mwriteswrongs:

Helga’s thirst was so fucking real.

[tohkyo]

[drankless]

sitting here thinking about how stupid americans are at geography yup

[spanishciti]

Is that actually a thing? like do Americans not learn that stuff??? I am confusion 

[drankless]

it is actually a thing, and it is frightening 

[spanishciti]

I was really curious about this so I (from Spain) took a quiz to see how I did and got a 98%… Kinda wanna start a thing sooooo..

take this quiz I took, reblog and comment where you’re from…, I’m tryna see sumn lmao 

[someoneespecial]

America… 42% :(( its not our fault!!!!! its the education system’s!!!!!!!!!

[babycakes-central]

OH FUVK I ONLY GOT ONE OF THEM

[books-in-order]

This good boy is a chimera, which is an animal that is genetically two animals, in this case he’s a yellow and black lab. This means he is twice the good boy. (Not my picture, found on Facebook)

[kineticpenguin]

this is by far the least upsetting dog chimera I’ve ever seen

[bace-jeleren]

Reblogging for Good Dog Chimera

Reblog for protection from the Bad Dog Chimera™ (you know the one)

[thothoes]

being on tumblr is literally just straight up vibing. no one knows who you are. no one knows what you look like. just vibes.

[kristina100000]

[averycooldad]

tumblr when they see i posted another bulge pic

[ahsjdkflgl]

“the cover is never as good as the origi–”

[geekbeyond]

[neodarkmage-deactivated20220325]

[maricon-carne]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[surprisebitch]

[poppins-me]

[omghotmemes]

Ugly Holiday Sweater Day at work