The police walk in and you’re wearing the one on the left. When they tell you he’s dead you gasp daintily, excuse yourself for a moment, then come back in the one on the right.
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cherry valley forever
we're not kids anymore.
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@drankless
The police walk in and you’re wearing the one on the left. When they tell you he’s dead you gasp daintily, excuse yourself for a moment, then come back in the one on the right.
Mmm qué dices
I JUST REALIZED THAT “MMM QUÉ DICES” IS THE TRANSLATED VERSION OF MMM WATCHA SAY
This still fucking cracks me up
You’re my personal plethora of ultra euphoric nostalgia.
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
After years of wanting I finally got a lava lamp
*smash bros’ announcer voice* BABBY
Y'all realize the subtle Had To Do It To Em Guy edits are basically just modern Where’s Waldo at this point right
Locate Luciano
#the poison#the poison for kuzco#the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco#kuzco’s poison#that poison
meme over folks
Humor has gotten so abstract at this point that at first I thought this was an actual meme made by like, internet jokesters, not a literal paid advertisement.
I like how they started off with a relatively Lage brain lmaoooo
I answer for no one.
im screaming
a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this
reblog if ur a striminal
#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL
nice.
I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.