It's ya boi

Stephen of Blois

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[lamignonette]

[isgravityreallynecessary]

*googling*

- does the spontaneous and all-consuming dread ever stop?

- spontaneous and all-consuming dread banishment tutorial

- spontaneous/all-consuming dread compilation God POV

[isgravityreallynecessary]

Just in case anyone was wondering, I have in fact been in the heart of darkness for the last couple weeks.

Developed severe tonsillitis & visual hallucinations bc of work stress. Classic me shit yano?

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[bobbole]

Sheila Norgate, Raven with Issues

[threedollarsdotcom]

DJ keep the music volume the exact same

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[c-53]

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

[domnika-deactivated20250923]

i would read that fanfic ngl

[c-53]

About my fish??

[graceful-not]

HELP?????

[everyfandom-girl]

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

[tea-and-hockey]

FUJOSHI FISH????

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[segamascott]

[lelouch]

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[shortcircuit908]

a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.