Running With Sporks

hi. i'm me. carolina gal landlocked in oklahoma. full of blood and guts and sparkles and sunshine. mermaid, lover of substances, tattoos, and cerebral stimulation. NSFW. 18+ ONLY.

[astrcloghy]

REQUESTED AESTHETIC

sagittarius sun, scorpio moon, sagittarius rising.

requested by @devil-eyess

[xxstargoddessxx]

Justice of the Cosmic Tarot by Norbert Lösche

[sixpenceee]

This snow leopard’s leap leaves me speechless. 

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Was that really the easiest path to the ground, you flashy piece of shit? Really?

[residenceonearth]

cats. if there is a least direct route, that is the one they take. 

[animalwondersmontana]

Bouncy ball disguised as a leopard.

[julandran]

“Was that really the easiest path to the ground…?”

Depends on your criteria for “easy”. She takes a spiral path for the same reason that we build switchbacks in roads on steep hillsides and alpine skiers travel in serpentine paths down the trails. Going straight down from her perch to the floor would be fast – too fast – and result in a jarring impact that would hurt her paws and joints. It’s a lot easier on her body if she can slow her downward velocity by bouncing along a greater horizontal distance at the same time. You can even see her hesitate and reconsider the options before she jumps.

[eveshka]

PARKOUR!

[elfgrove]

I think you mean PURRKOUR

[breelandwalker]

Oh to be able to understand physics the way cats do…

[pusheen]

[notallmensheviks]

“Ovia is pitching a paid version of its app to insurers and large employers who want a heads-up on how many of their members or employees want to conceive.”

please kill silicon valley

[bananapeppers]

article

[sailorbluemoon]

Tl;dr if you’re using flo, glow, or ovia to track your period, you should probably reconsider.

Clue appears to be a safe alternative (which is a relief since I use and like the app)

[ishavedyourmarmot]

I use SpotOn, which is by Planned Parenthood. It's not as detailed as some others, but if you need something basic and very user-friendly, I highly recommend it.

[ex0skeletal]

The Severed Head of Medusa by artist Damien Hirst is made of a single piece of crystal glass that took three months to cool in an oven. This final product is the fifth attempt at molding the work from molten crystal; the first four cracked in the cooling process.

[meanplastic]

[reysjwalker-deactivated20160320]

I know this is supposed to be funny, but does it horrify anyone else that social media is being used by employers to monitor how happy we are to be slaves to capitalism and if we aren’t 1000% enthusiastic about having to work, you’re immediately terminated? He says “Good luck with your no money, no job life” but the implication is pretty clear–”Good luck starving to death because you didn’t live to serve me/my company” 

So if you express a feeling about your job/working/capitalism on your own social media space that doesn’t please your employers, you’re punished.

Holy fuck

This is some dystopian shit right here

[wan-shailu]

This is actually illegal in the US, by the way. There’s a thing called the National Labor Relations Act that protects your right to complain about your job (the reasoning being if you can’t complain you can’t find other employees with similar complaints to start a union with).

If this happens to you, you should file a complaint with the National Labor Relations Board. Source: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2013/01/complaining_about_your_job_on_facebook_the_national_labor_relations_board.html

And: http://mynlrb.nlrb.gov/link/document.aspx/09031d4580e8c5f4

[medusamaybe]

I have always been uncomfortable with this post and I’m so glad queerjoseph was able to put it into words for me

[flawlessbeautyqueens]

Stephanie Beatriz & Melissa Fumero photographed by John Russo for Latina Magazine (2015)

[theliquidnomad]

These look like engagement photos and it’s perfect

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

I wanna know why Dr Phil always have these outrageous lil white girls on his show, where the outrageous lil white boys at?

[lordvast]

Shooting up schools

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

[gbcgraphics]

idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

[justsomeantifas]

if a union will destroy your company then your company should be destroyed.

[housetohalf]

Spicy opinion: this includes theatre companies.

[wiccan-lesbionage]

Spicier opinion: this includes non-profits

[hollowboobtheory]

[zizygy]

crying because its so spicy opinion: video game companies too

[paschalis-v-deactivated20230222]

[the-wolf-and-moon]

NGC 6357, War and Peace

[liltotuserboxes]

This user is a space princess

[catchymemes]

[unclewalk-deactivated20190218]

So you paid more than they did?

[te-amo-corazon]

this whole thread is hilarious. they break down and admit to having daddy buy the house, and then dude admits that he never bought a realty record and that they told on themselves lmfao

[buzzfeed]

The 18 Absolute Dumbest Things Anti-Vaxxers Actually Said In 2018

[sensorykitty]