[clarification for anyone curious, of you can find the video in question this is based on (the water gun one) I will give you a virtual cookie]
so there's a trend called a "hear me out cake", where a group of friends get together and one by one put characters or actors or the like on the cake as a "hear me out, they're kinda attractive actually". there's at least one video (I've been going mad trying to find it again) where if someone put a character that many people would find attractive they got sprayed by a water gun, and the more tumblr-based users tend to lean towards the more... uh.... "well OBVIOUSLY the clock from don't hug me I'm scared is attractive, it's totally a Normie Pick! (aka a regular person on the street would also consider that character conventionally attractive. meanwhile the character in question is a Muppet shaped like a clock with legs)"
(hopefully that helps? it's all in jest and poking fun at the (often extreme) skew tumblr users have in terms of thinking what the average person off the streets would find conventionally attractive lol.)
