[talesfromthecrypts]

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

[maemaybe]

I don't know who my intended audience is here, so whoever needs to hear this, I am begging you to learn to participate in conversations that are about things you aren't interested in.

Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.

Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.

It can not always be about your preferred topic.

You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.

[calligraphy-creature]

Original post

Poem @chucktaylorupset

[xoxo--yours]

polycule...? just kidding...............polycule??? jk.........pol-

[starsapphire]

dick grayson would be a really great waiter like he would charm the pants off a table of old women calling them "young ladies" but it would steadily whittle away at his soul and he would come home after a shift and just stare and stare at his unrecognizable reflection in the mirror

[jjellybonez]

hahaha i love them

[bat-bleed]

[tinkeys]

is this,,, is this anything,,

a crappy suits version of @/chipper-smol very cool work

[heartsuits]

[ishkabibblethings]

[usergambit]

Dylan O'Brien as Bradley Preston SEND HELP (2026) dir. Sam Raimi

[what-the-floofin]

Ghost tag is a high impact contact sport

[stardayzzing]

[Parallax and Kyle Doodle]

Because no I'm still not over them. I will always be thinking about Kyle Rayner walking Parallax Hal Jordan like a dog

[blastdamage]

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

[blastdamage]

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Underground french cinema

[npd-vriska]

my little bro is part of the catacombs community and yeah, it's basically a fully autonomous society! enough that when my bro goes in on a friday night, they don't come out until monday for work- sometimes longer if they took days off.

some of the rooms have fully stocked pantries with cooking equipment, some have movies like the one described above, some have books you're allowed to just take but people always put back- every day people bring things from the outside. artists often set up galleries there. there are rooms with mattresses and hammocks set up for people to sleep. one of the room is just a place where people leave shoes for the fun of it.

this is Known, it's not a secret by any means. the catacombs are as big as paris itself, and people live there just as people live above. it's wonderful when you think about it.

[npd-vriska]

A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)

[enbylesbie]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[haoovn]

Missed drawing these lwk

[livingdeadbat]

They make me ill