how strange.

Birdy. 23. Carbon-based funeral director lady leading a juicy, sparkly, noisy life. Unapologetic feminist nerd with a lot of opinions. Sometimes I jump train tracks and leap with abandon into the ocean at two in the morning. (But mostly I write fics and make fanmixes.)

[momopuff]

[isladelmar]

you ever get sad because you think about all the awesome things young girls are doing and realize that if you had known that young girls can do amazing things who knows what kinds of cool and amazing shit you would have done in high school?

[venusaurphobia]

[isladelmar]

Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.

I give a fuck, nevermore.

merely a bro, nothing more.

#suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door

Quoth the raven, “Swag galore”

#edgar allan bro

And my mom still doesn’t get why tumblr is so fucking amazing.

[stunningpicture]

No amount of hot showers will get rid of the glitter on me now. Hopefully you guys think it was worth it!

[3omrii]

your beard is the night that poets write about

[isladelmar]

teenagenicks:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

[foodluxury]

Love Food? This blog is for you.

[foodffs]

How to Make Homemade Oreos

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

[mysharona1987]

[kite117]

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

[talionislex-deactivated20131217]

[guy]

THE REACTION FACES ARE WHAT I LIVE FOR

[iwasthedeadp00l-deactivated2016]

fdelopera ^^

[officialdwightschrute]

[puplets-deactivated20150714]

things I want to do with u

spoon

make grilled cheese

watch dumb movies

make a blanket fort

maybe kiss or something

take selfies

hold hands

dance to cute music

go for walks outside

[sexnegative-cyberslut-deactivat]

White feminists:

When you discuss the wage gap, here are a few things to keep in mind:

Only white women make $0.77 to a man’s dollar.

Black women make about $0.68 to a man’s dollar.

Latina women make about $0.58 to a man’s dollar.

Intersectionality matters.

[pr1nceshawn]

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

[kittenesque-blog]

That one with the Christmas lights is creative, though!

[2783287327]

Husbands are incredibly useless

[natashamaximova]

[mightytchalla-blog]

Q: You just wrapped a film after working on it for a long time- what’s the first thing you want to do with your free time?

[quixoticrobotic]

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

TO BEAR ARMS

[quixoticrobotic]