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[ismeneee]

STATUS: CLOSED

Pricing (in USD)

Scroll to see examples of the descriptions below under Keep Reading.

Headshot: $25+

Half-Body: $40+

Fullbody: $65+

Nuances:

Simple background is free; detailed background will add $15+ depending on complexity.

Additional characters - $20+ depending on number and how much is seen of each

NSFW - additional $15, DM me and ask. I am asexual, what I will and will not draw in this regard is heavily dependent on my comfort levels, and I will not be typing all of those out here.

Terms & Conditions

By messaging me with the interest of commissioning me, you agree to these terms and conditions.

I reserve the right to refuse a commission if I want to.

Payment upfront via PayPal.

If for whatever reason I am unable to finish your commission, I will send you a refund.

I may post your commission on my social media.

Will not draw:

Gore

Mecha

Furries

Some/most forms of NSFW (again, ASK ME.)

Anything else I am uncomfortable with.

EXAMPLES ↴

Some notes:

The Kaspar piece is somewhere between a half-body and a fullbody, but because it is much more complex in the background (fully rendered furniture etc), it would be equal in cost if not a bit more to the fairy, who also has a detailed background but much less structured. In general, interior designs are difficult and fall under the "+" part of "$15+," and will cost more than natural scenes because of the structure and geometry needed to get them right requiring a lot more work.

The bottom piece is the most detailed thing I've ever done and would fall somewhere between $150-$200, as an estimate.

[ismeneee]

guys im animating

[ismeneee]

i had a dream about iwtv last night and in it there was some kid named gustave de court-lac heavily implied to be the child of louis and lestat and my only thought was “of course these pretentious bitches would hyphenate their names like this”

[ismeneee]

does he win

OBVIOUSLY

impractical armor. no

show us his opponent to assess this fairly 🤔

im bald

Voting ended onMay 14

[ismeneee]

does he win

OBVIOUSLY

impractical armor. no

show us his opponent to assess this fairly 🤔

im bald

Voting ended onMay 14

[ismeneee]

please enjoy this kind-of-animation that took way too long

[ismeneee]

he wasn’t jealous before they met 😔

[ismeneee]

english help needed - shakespearean dialogue

HI quick question to anyone who happens to know how to conjugate verbs for forms of english that use thou/thee/thine

Could you tell me if my form is correct here (and please correct it if not!)?

What I want my characters to say:

A: You forget, you're not actually king B: I am king, or do you want to challenge me?

A: I won. B: I killed you. You're mistaken. A: You are the one that's mistaken.

What I have written:

‘Thou forgettest,’ he warned, ‘thou art not a true king.’ ‘I am king among you,’ the Sun God raged. ‘Or hast thou a mind to challenge me?’

‘I won,’ he said. ‘I have killed thee,’ the Sun God replied. ‘Thou art mistaken.’ ‘Thou art the one that is mistaken.’

Also taking suggestions for ways to rephrase it that are ✨spicier✨

[saturn-s-ghost]

I have no outline tho, just vibes

[king-of-the-brethren-court]

The ship Angbang might be the main reason I finally decide to read The Silmarillion. Crazy.

[dragonofmordor]

Ha. For me it was Silvergifting. I was in the Hobbit movie fandom at the time, was on the kink meme. Someone wrote a Silvergifting smut ficlet there, I got intrigued and checked out first fic and then the Silmarillion.

[ismeneee]

For me it was angbang!! A picture of hot Mairon, learning he had a boyfriend, and then the Fëanorians looked interesting too :)

[ismeneee]

me when i bite into a piece of microwaved food and the inside is still cold

[ismeneee]

the emperor of the known world yearns for you

do you

reciprocate affection (maybe you can fix him to be better than his ancestors)

leave him hanging without an answer (you're evil. aren't you.)

run away (he'll spiral into madness and start a war to win you back)

Voting ended onFeb 26

[ismeneee]

Tar-Mairon, the Golden

[ismeneee]

Tar-Mairon, the Golden

[ismeneee]

tar-mairon says it is your🫵 turn to be sacrificed

fast clothing study that took personality because i had a vision 👁️👄👁️

UPDATE: RENDERED VERSION HERE

[ismeneee]

Azar wasn't always a wish-granting djinn: he grew up as a soldier, in a militaristic society always on the brink of war. They were nearly annihilated, but thanks to his sacrifice to the lamp, they managed to avoid that fate—at a terrible cost.

With his new, eternal life, he watched his civilization grow old and wither before his eyes. Alone, he didn't know what to do with himself.

He left. He traveled.

In a foreign city, far away, he discovered an outlet to put what skills he knew to use, entertaining in their arena. He was good. It was lucrative. There was wine, riches, fame, something new to apply himself to, and he even found he liked it. The fights gave him something to feel again.

The listlessness between them, less so.

[ismeneee]

the new face of pantene hair‼️