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Happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat ©

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HUDCON WEEK 2026 Day Three: May 13th — Favorite Outfit/Look → Swimsuit Connor from Cultured Mag & Denim Hudson from Wonderland

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HUDCON WEEK 2026 Day Six: May 16th — Actor versus Character

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ilya happy trail and bush ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-

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stay-at-home dad ilya 🙇 (and shane at work)

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Earth’s Scapegoat and her Sacrificial Lamb

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bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

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I saw a post about Shane and Ilya being sad that they can't thank each other in their acceptance speeches like other can with their spouses and it got me thinking:

Ilya wins his first awards and hes got nobody he really wants to thank after his team and coach cause he he hates his family but he knows his speech is too short so on impulse he goes "And I want to thank Shane Hollander for being slightly worse than me this season". Everyone knows it was going to one of those two, so everyone thinks hes an asshole to say that but whats new so it works for him. But from then on it then becomes a bit for both of them to thank each other in their speeches in a snide way as a reason they won.

Shane winning the Art Ross Trophy (Awarded to the player who leads the league in total points at the end of the regular season). and going "special thanks to Rozanov for missing at least 5 shots this season, he was a huge help"

Ilya winning the Conn Smythe Trophy (Awarded to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs.) "Just want to give a quick shout out to Hollander for getting knocked out in the second round this season. Must hate to see me up here."

They find a way to mention the other in their speeches every time all the time.

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and every time, they sit in their seats like

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when they come out and everyone is confused why russia's greatest love machine ilya rozanov is fucking boring shane hollander and ilya is like no no he is perverted sex freak i am the boring one honestly i can't keep up marleau

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marleau: yo, you good bro?

ilya, hair disheveled with the biggest stars in his eyes: i can’t feel my dick

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based on this tweet i saw

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based on this post:

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based on this book excerpt my little sister sent me

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BEST DAY EVER ☀️🌸❤️🦋

based on this

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puppy learning to play

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based on this excellent post

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“shane and ilya’s wedding song was diamonds by rihanna” uh im pretty sure it was the moana soundtrack? as evidenced by these book screenshots my sister sent me:

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joke shamelessly stolen from this post:

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Obviously there's no universe where Shane didn't say "I love you too" but Ilya's little "I mean-" always cracks me up. Like bro. You just very tearfully confessed your love in two different languages. How did you think you were going to casually style that one out.