Isolation and Tea

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[magicratfingers]

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[chinesewednesday]

[luidilovins]

my couchsona

[seananmcguire]

I would buy this and cover it in weird plush and sleep on it every night.

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[paint-lady]

[quezify]

arcade carpet egg based on @melissadiamond's suggestion

[verdant-leaf]

spn is so funny bc you’ll be watching the show and the fallen angel gets sent to heaven conversion therapy and lobotomized repeatedly to stop his feelings for one human being and then when he’s brainwashed and has said human beaten and bloody on his knees and they’re holding hands the human is begging not to live but for the angel to come back to him.

“I need you,” he says, and it gets through to the angel.

then the season gag reel comes out and the actors are fucking around and say “you’re my baby daddy” and “i love you too” and and trying to shove one guy’s face into the other’s crotch.

then the script for the episode makes the rounds and you find out the already devastating “i need you” was originally “i love you”

then you go to a convention and someone asks about chemistry between the characters and they call you a sick freak and put you in gay jail for having impure thoughts about the Very Heterosexual men on tv.

then years later they allegedly pay for research where they allegedly had people rate the gayness of this exact scene to get the public’s opinion on hypothetically making this relationship explicitly gay. Allegedly.

[torturelabyrinth]

It is insane to me that ballet flats are popular again when they are objectively some of the not only most uncomfortable but also ugliest shoes ever invented like zero arch support zero padding just slamming your feet against the hard ass ground with a thin sliver of barely there sole as your only protection and your heel rubs against the back and you get blisters 100% of the time guaranteed and then it’s like oh what’s the aesthetic payoff for your suffering NOTHING!! Your feet look like the letter L and the shoes gap out around the sides with every step and it looks like you’re wearing freaking no show socks just the most disappointing nothing of a shoe ever. Everyone who owns a pair of ballet flats you’ve straight up been brainwashed and you should go throw that shit in the garbage!!!!

[haloburns]

nate: here's our hitter, eliot spencer. he's the best of the best at combat and weaponry

nate: no one is better than him at disarming large numbers of enemies without going down

nate: he can identify weaponry by sound and organizations by fighting style, hair cut, and shoes

nate: we use him for honeypots

[nosaladallowed-ao3]

[baybelletrist]

#peer reviewed banger tag by @nosaladallowed-ao3

[apolloandellipses]

nate: this is parker

nate: she does whatever she wants

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

the fact that “the vibes here are rancid” is a power that the jedi actually have is insane to me

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

can you imagine being a normal dude and you’re getting help from this jedi, and this jedi dude’s like “head’s up, the next five minutes have the worst vibes imaginable” and you’re like “why?” and the jedi dude’s like “inscrutable cosmic power told me so, doesn’t get more specific than that”

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

like all these weird little men in weird little robes with glowy swords do is meditate because they have sorcerer-induced anxiety. yoda’s always fucking meditating on his little pillow because he has to figure out if he’s nauseous because the arcane will of all life itself is speaking through his midichlorians to warn him or if he just ate a bad burrito for lunch. the force is constantly dunking on these weird little men and telling them “something bad’s going to happen” and never explaining what’s going to happen. do you sense bad vibes because your washing machine is about to break and flood your apartment, or because the government you serve is about to turn into a dictatorship and mow your ass like grass? that’s for you to figure out

[thisarenotarealblog]

mace windu has Double Anxiety because every now and then he gets a pop-up that tells him when he is making a Significant Visual Novel Protag Choice

[ellie-you-idiot]

The Force: This Action Will Have Consequences!

Windu, downing three space ambien: great

[mushroomemoji444]

paulhiller on instagram (Taipei, Taiwan)

[cypresstrees]

crazy how if you do your chores and obligations first thing on a day off you can enjoy your free time more than if you feel like you’re procrastinating your chores and obligations the whole time. i will not be learning from this experience

[str-ngeloop]

casting spell of : i dont think that's true

[str-ngeloop]

you have to remember that people will simply say all kinds of things

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[aletheyass]

washing machine time to human time converter online

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[villaqueen]

The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up

[i-am-a-lonely-nerd]

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

[goldenvulpine]

We did it gang

[maze-nsrs]

Ace King 👑

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Having electricity in my home is so great. Most of the humans that have ever lived didn't have this.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I can be like "I want a cup of hot tea" and I can go and make one and I don't have to light a fire or anything.