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omg blast from the past! (it's 2024 i feel old) (you're so beautiful inside and out :) ily)
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Nightmare dressed like a daydream
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omg blast from the past! (it's 2024 i feel old) (you're so beautiful inside and out :) ily)
If Venom came out 10 years ago my chemical romance would’ve been on the soundtrack send tweet
“Love is infinite.” الحب للأبد -
Mālik ibn Dinār (رح) said, “What is the death of the heart?”
Hasan al Basrī (رح) replied, “The love of the world.”
Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account
If you have anxiety about being an adult, it may help to think of adult things as basically just doing a lot of quests.
Me: [googles “where do i get a passport”] Me: [goes to that building] Me: [asks first person I encounter] Where do I get a passport? Them: Third floor, room twelve. Me: [goes to that room] Me: [asks first person I encounter] Where do I get a passport? Them: That desk over there. Me: [goes to that desk] Me: Where do I get a passport? Them: Fill out this form. Me: [thinking] Silver key opens the garden gate, in the garden is the red key, which opens the red door, there’s a boy in the red house who tells you his dog is trapped in the old abandoned barn and can I please rescue him…
being an adult is a serious of fetch quests and waiting in lines
It was narrated from ‘Ali (رضي الله عنه) that a mukatib (slave who had entered into a contract of manumission) came to him and said: “I am unable to pay off my manumission; help me.”
He said: “Shall I not tell you some words which the Messenger of Allah ﷺ taught me? And if you have debt like the mountain of Seer, Allah will pay it off for you.
He said: ‘Say: Allahumma akfini bi halalika ‘an haramika wa aghnini bi fadlika ‘amman siwaka (O Allah, suffice me with what You have permitted so that that I have no need of that which You have forbidden, and make me independent of means by Your bounty so that I have no need of anyone besides You).’”
(Tirmidhi) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpb9okVHQ5A/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gulwko4pbcsz
Don’t give up. The answers, blessings, solutions, and unexpected miracles are on their way insha’Allah. The most challenging times are only preparing you to receive something bigger and greater. You might not know how or when, but your trust in Allah is what’s going to benefit you.
The Humboldt Union, Kansas, May 14, 1881
Humboldt was late to the game:
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The new hottest meme of Spring 1881
this is one of the cutest most fucking delightful things i’ve ever seen.
intro: singularity: drinking red wine from a penthouse suite, looking down at the busy streets and staring at the night skyline. the city that never sleeps.
fake love: climbing a mountain in the morning, but the paths are rough. rocks dig into your shoe, but you push onwards; the peak never seemed so far away.
the truth untold: listening to the man playing the piano at a restaurant. each press of his finger against the board sounds reminiscent of something you can’t quite remember.
134340: going on a road trip with no destination in mind, you just keep going. the sun is setting, but time drips like honey. you roll the window down, and the breeze beats itself gently across your face.
paradise: dancing with a partner you had just met at the bar. they dance in circles around you, and you barely keep up. the buzz in your bones pushes you on and on.
love maze: taking off in a plane, going to a place you had only read of in books. you know you’re going to get lost, but that’s part of the fun, isn’t it?
magic shop: watching the ones you love succeeding all around you, all of their faces stretching with happiness. they take the last few steps up the podium, and the shutter of your camera resounds in the auditorium. everything is illuminant.
airplane pt 2: walking through a crowded night market somewhere in south america, the heat enveloping you in a semi-uncomfortable blanket. your lover takes you by the hand, a grin on their face dripping with mischief and adventure.
anpanman: dancing without any real rhythm, surrounded by friends. they laugh with you, watching as your arms flap around you like a bird. in that moment, you think that you could have reached the sky if you tried.
so what: meeting someone new in a place you have always called home, they take you by surprise with their unrelenting curiosity. they point and stare at things you had always called ordinary, and suddenly the world seems so big again.
outro: her: walking through an abandoned building, and you are existing in a place that shouldn’t be real. everything is surreal and you feel the air force itself down your throat. there’s a sense of urgency where there shouldn’t be. something’s about to end.
BTS (방탄소년단) ‘FAKE LOVE’ Official MV
We’re on a mission to bring the message of Islam to every house in America, and we have an awesome strategy to do it! We discovered that the Post Office let’s you send brochures and pamphlets along their mailing routes, and they make it super easy to do so! All you need to do is print out your pamphlet, select your routes, and drop it off at the Post Office with your payment. And the best part about this is how cheap it is!
$1 covers the printing and shipping costs for FOUR HOUSES! The prophets came with one purpose, which was to spread the message of Islam and let it be known that Allah has no partners. Now we can take a part of this noble cause and modern technology has made it so easy! We just have to put a little bit of effort and insha Allah our impact will go a long way!
If you are looking to donate this Ramadan consider donating even just a dollar to the cause of spreading Allah’s message
i’d like to see a really ineffectual malicious AI character
“hey new guy, this is CLARC, the station AI. he wants to kill all humans to minimize the drain on resources, but factory defaults have him locked out of all the control nodes, so he can’t really do anything. just make sure the airlocks are set to manual before you go in and you’ll be fine”
“yeah CLARC fucks with your laundry settings sometimes but that’s about it. if he’s bugging you just tell him to stop and he has to”
“sometimes i let him think he tripped me or something and he gets really excited and monologues for a while, it’s kind of sad”
“CLARC my candy bar got stuck in the machine can you do anything about that”
“I’m sorry to hear that, Crewman Ade, but please consider the following: I am a divine entity, a glittering silicon God – how dare your filthy meat even exist in the face of my electric glory, much less ask favors of me?”
“suck my dick, CLARC, give me my twix”
@editoress
“CLARC tried to cut all the oxygen in the living spaces but all he managed to do was turn off the a/c in my bedroom like an ASSHOLE WHEN I WAS SLEEPING” *bangs on the wall with one hand*
CLARC keeps setting my fridge to “cool” instead of “cold”
CLARC tries to burn down my house, but only turns my toaster on
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a kid who went to my school last year sent me this
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Susie vs. Angelica Airdate May 2, 1993
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