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just opened my banks app and it gave me a pop up for a fuckin. banking unwrapped?? and it turned out it was just unpersonalized customer statistics but for a brief glorious moment i was imagining a world where my bank was about to hit me with "you wasted $400 on GAY USELESS PURCHASES. you have spinal tap ungrungcore spending habits. your top transfer this year was: your landlord."

official-lucifers-child

me, shaking and nauseous: i don’t feel that good

one of my medieval peasant hallucinations keeping me company: mæg ic forleten cwycgan ænne fulle mete?

me: henry i don’t think i’d be able to keep it down at this point

my other medieval peasant hallucination: henry you know how to speak modern english. stop being pretentious

henry: nē ic wile nāt

depsidase

memory-is-treachery

u heard him ladies

dreamvisiongirlfriend

so many mornings I need Dionysus to do this for me

lindleland

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

guooey

Every time I come across the nefarious anglerfish he's acting infinitely more fucked up

depsidase

wizardshark

Good morning! I- *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you*

wizardshark

nodforsex

Jane Birkin, 1960s

Okay so I graduate from law school in Boston on Friday the 19th of May… and @taylorswift will also be nearby that day playing at Gillette… what if I just call Taylor up? Invite her to the Wang Theater on Tremont St at 11 am for my graduation…

I’m seeing her on Sunday and it’s the best graduation gift I could ever ask for. She got me through law school like nothing else. Brought me joy and dance breaks, an outlet to scream-sing it all out, and was also there when I needed a slow and gentle moment.

I’m starting soon as an immigration attorney defending persons who have their status in the country on the line. From singing Taylor on the school playground to seeing her after graduating law school, she’s been with me through it all. 🫶

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