Hopelessly Optimistic Artist

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If you think you know me irl

No The Fuck You Do Not leave my blogs BE

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[girlnephew]

[animusrox]

No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*

[theprimememeister]

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I once pondered to my ex how some days I had the motivation to do anything. And he said, "because you're a spiteful woman."

Not in a mean-spirited way. Nor a belittling one, but a loving one. The spite I had kept my grades up in high school, kept me working out, kept me alive.

The spite I have will bring me into tomorrow, even if it's spite against myself.

[homunculus-argument]

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

that’s why you should bite god and give god a nasty rash

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I've never released a Pokémon before WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CAN COME BACK😭

[creatingblackcharacters]

‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ trust me, if white people know you aren't safe to be racist around, we'll notice! Your ACTIONS will speak for you!

[memento-meliora]

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

[wateredwizard]

Why does your post have lingerie on

[memento-meliora]

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

[modern-politics111]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I'm not a religious person, I don't believe in spiritualism or magic, but man I want this to be real.

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*

[swarnpert]

*views your properties*

[gummiehell]

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Hey, life?

I've got enough lemons, thanks

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Came into work today to a small bowl of 54 papers with "6/7" written on them. Found 2 more papers taped in random places.

I'm told there's more. The working theory is that there's 67 total papers.

If that's the case, there's 13 total papers taped around, including the ones I've already found.

6 + 7 = 13.

I'm in Hell.

[duckieslament]

sir a “look in the sky numb nuts” has hit the dave strider fanbase

[smolamipastrami]

[nekropsii]

My biggest fear with the HSAS is that they've already cast Karkat.

"I skipped to act 5 to get to the trolls" people already annoy me, but the implications of involving Karkat in a pilot make me deeply afraid of how abridged things might get.

Wait. Wait, what the fuck, that's a good point. They do already have a Karkat credited. What? What the fuck? Why do they already have a Karkat credited?

[rocking-space-dragon]

This is a fucking cognitohazard. Sending this picture to someone without context could kill a man. This is the kinda shit you'd make on Photoshop to scare your friends 15 years ago. What the fuck timeline are we in.