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iammorethanmemory

Aaron Tveit + spinning and twirling

Me, on a date: so do you like musicals?

Them: no, they're all too happy and boring

Me, shoving breadsticks in my purse: so anyway I'm leaving

e: someone told me that you used to be an idealist, a proud revolutionary. ...what happened?

r, uncharacteristically serious: you really want to know?

e: yes.

r: to tell the truth, I was, but then...

e: then?

r, knocking back a shot with dead eyes: I got a job in retail

desmodus-draculae

some thing that probably happen

grantaire steals enjolras’s glasses

they’re very simple magnifying glasses

“huh,” he says

“i can see things”

turns out he needs glasses

(((how was he painting. grantaire how)))

they borrow each other’s clothes all the time with varying degrees of success

and then one day grantaire slips on enjolras’s fave red jacket

i hear wailing in the streets

it’s enjolras

grantaire looks good

grantaire looks damn good

sometimes when grantaire needs attention and enjolras is busy grantaire just literally climbs into his lap and falls asleep there and enjolras doesn’t have the heart to move away he’s like a cat

some days grantaire can call enjolras a pet name at a meeting and completely derail him and sometimes their arguments transform into sticky sweet love battles and it’s really gross and they’re really gross

they buy joint presents and the amis want to be annoyed because they’re getting less presents but also it’s kind of cute

grantaire and enjolras are equally stressed abt the wedding because Everything Must Be Perfect

grantaire’s obviously assigned aesthetics and enjolras does logistics

it’s beautiful

neither of them can look at the ring on their finger and not start to grin. it’s impossible

they buy cutlery and dishes together when grantaire moves in with enjolras

also husband mugs

Grantaire: [picks a skittle up from the ground and eats it]

Joly: R THAT HAD GERMS ALL OVER IT YOU'RE GONNA GET SICK

Grantaire: no germ can live in a body that is 65% alcohol

Mated turtles share their shells!

Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

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I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

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I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

evilsupplyco

Eldritch reasons for everyday things

Make your bed to tuck in the ghost that sneaks in after you leave. Keeps them warm and toasty.

Doorbells go “ding-dong” to announce your arrival in both this world and the others.

Yawning lets your inner ghost smell the outside air.

Water takes longer to boil when you watch it because it is shy about undressing into steam. Look away, give it some privacy!

Shadows cast by streetlights at night are longer because they are stretching. They sleep at night and you’ve woken them up. It isn’t a problem at all, they are just tired.

Your keys go missing because a goblin is borrowing your car. They drive really, really fast, but are surprisingly safe about it.

ghostcat-2000

can he not

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taraatrandom

Oh. My. God.

raven-ofthe-sun

republican arguments in a nutshell everyone

ourweirdflights

this is literally just painful

crushosaur

im-inlovewithahockeyplayer-deac

Everyone needs this on their dash from time to time

pestilentmuse

wait omg this is adorable

sabinmoon

This is a TV show in Canada, called Battle of the Blades, where hockey stars team up with figure skaters, to compete in competitions to perform at teh end of the season

thesherlockedboffin

Canada’s version of “Dancing with the Stars”

illogicalrabbit

@lancebouma

cosleia:

There’s a new, coordinated effort, along the lines of Gamergate, to drive people who don’t agree with certain headcanons out of the Welcome to Night Vale fandom. I have been trying to ignore it, but these bullies keep arguing on other people’s posts, vagueblogging, sending anonymous asks, and even creating a blog with the sole purpose of calling out “problematic fans.” Their goal seems to be to wear their targets down, make them too tired to continue enjoying Night Vale. So far I’ve seen several people announce that they’re leaving the fandom entirely.

From what I can tell, there are literally only three people doing this. So it’s not like there is a majority of people who are unhappy with these headcanons, who are unable to separate reality from fiction. There’s just this handful.

I have a pretty good idea of who one of those people is, but I have no way to contact them. If I did, I would try to tell them privately how destructive they are being. But since I can’t do that, I’m making a post here.

Friends, I can’t ask you to stay and put up with this toxic behavior. That would be unfair. But please know that if you leave, I will really miss you.

micdotcom

Watch: Poet Porsha Olayiwola heartbreakingly reminds us all that black women’s lives matter too.

ppitte

Fili and kili raiding the pantry feat. baby Gimli harvesting the goods and the royal cookie monster guarding the exit.

I haven’t drawn dwarves for aaaggeess but I was determined to have at least something lotr/hobbit related to sell at Tracon so I whipped this out super quickly! (as if I ever spend time on anything *snort*)