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RMH
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Stranger Things
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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An analogy for life. (photos via thecrookedstep)
You’re thinking “is he really going to spend the whole book worrying?” and then it hits you
Fuck. I didn’t get it until the comment
Never forget.
Lmaooo
bruhhhhhh lmaoo
Even the dolphin looks a little uncomfortable, lol
^^^^ right lol i look at the dolphins eye and i cant stop laugh now😭💀
^ why you had to say something I’m fucking weak rn
me as a parent
Yall remember that episode if Rugrats, where they almost died of heat exhaustion while the grown ups slept? (Yea we can unpack that dark ass shit later) BUT AM I THE ONLY ONE SAD WE NEVER GOT TO SEE THE BADASS BABY, AL-SABU AGAIN!? HIS NAME LITERALLY MEANS “HEART OF LIGHT!” THATS AWESOME!! LOOK AT THAT DOPE ASS INCH WORM THINGY HE RODE! SHOUT OUT TO BROWN BADASS BABY OUT HERE SAVING A GAGGLE CRACKERLINGS FROM DYING OF DEHYDRATION!
MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL
Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.
I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.
The dads are evolving
They have learned our technology, they control our communication
I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”
“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.
This is so useful
No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference.
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n i t-o-u-c-h y-o-u-r b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n a-i t-u-ch y-o-r b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:
Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?
Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:
Sorry for the blurry quality.
damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around
not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS
LIKE GOOD LORD
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST
That was probably Steven Colbert
RIP to all the names that are gorgeous in their native languages but are butchered in english.
or the other way around
does this really ever happen the other way around like make your own damn post