it's been a weird weekend

[kristina100000]

12 y/o me thought i was a feminist for posting sex and the city quotes on facebook

[smalltownthot]

and you were

[kristina100000]

and i was

[paxamericana]

[lmaonade]

if you’re playing rock paper scissors and you do the same attack you have to kiss

[flowerbleedme]

rock-rock: kiss

paper-paper: high five

scissors-scissors:

[rinasaurusrex]

[severalowls]

Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself. And if anybody meddles with the soup… well. the answer should be obvious.

[awfulsquad]

( x )  [ ►]

[spacemancharisma]

fuck dude he really can

[squidbroom]

bdg’s polygon resume:

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to fucking die

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

I will reblog this ever damn time I see it because it is my favorite thing anyone has ever made

[balivibe]

[fduiduv08448fuhufg-deactivated2]

I’m not kidding or trying to be funny I genuinely think she deserves at least 45 Oscars for this

[sour-charity]

OMG she’s the same woman who did the WASP mom at Olive Garden...

[jaubaius]

[logoside]

[hclark70]

[funny-tik-toks]

[throckmorton2018]

True himbo representation

[seawitchmimi]

i need to make it clear in case people don't know this - this man is a straight up actual practicing Doctor

[weirdqueernerd]

He what?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[seriousfic]

[peer2peer2peer-deactivated20210]

You realise you do drugs everyday because you're not happy

The psycho analyst has logged on

[russiawave]

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

Those am him leafs

[nevver]

[anxietyproblem]

[dsmsix]

am I your sexiest psychiatric patient be honest

[android1000]