mel

a garbage human being

[beru-m]

Me: I’ll draw a fuck ton of Ferid. Just because. LOL

[yuudefensesquad]

i’m right

[aibafiles]

i read all of owasera in like 3 days heres what i got out of it

[lunarlight-souls]

Rabid child

[birthday-dunce]

[it-me-mel]

I LOVE THIS

[skemaid]

Trick or Treat !

[alwaysabeautifullife]

So I’ve been ruining my kids lives by saying “weird flex but ok” to everything and when I do it they scream no and tell me they’re running away and I made this lovely photo lemme get it

[alwaysabeautifullife]

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Ok so I need some help coming up with the absolute worst “to flex on” live memes ever to pretend I’m an even more really lame parent. they don’t have to make sense but they need to be absolutely awful yet believable enough that it isn’t obvious I’m intentionally trying to be more lame

Here’s the ones I came up with so far

“You ever just eat a well balanced diet and exercise daily to flex on heart disease?”

“You ever just boil chilies to flex on your eyes?”

“You ever just be cool to flex on your kids?”

“You ever just use sanitizer to flex on 99.9% of all bacteria and viruses?”

“You ever just turn all the lights and up the heater to flex on Dad?”

Catholic edition:

“You ever just like receive the sacraments frequently to flex on Satan?”

“You ever just like love your Mom to flex on Protestants?”

[alwaysabeautifullife]

So I executed the first one in the kitchen then I dabbed and my son didn’t say anything he just set down his pomegranate and walked out the front door with no shoes on and now he’s walking down the street

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Ok so I walked down the block and I found him

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Update

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

Your son is named Egg.

[hamburgeroisie]

Every part of this is hilarious

[paininmyassachusetts]

I taste blood for some reason lmao

[daco-broman]

don’t tell nobody this shit but yo body actually full of that shit

[marshals-to-dictators]

You deadass?

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[vulvva-deactivated20200910]

[rezuaq]

*

[solofonn-deactivated20190513]

human brain: im angry

gorilla brain: hit something

chimpanzee brain: scream

orangutan brain: sit in silent contempt and eat fruit

[catgirlbulge]

gorillaz brain: feel good

[memeculture69]

[marshals-to-dictators]

[ilovecats4ever]

[daco-broman]

I’m having a fuckin aneurysm

[shitpost-senpai]

Well ya see here, you got the starbucks, they do the coffee and the cookies in the morning and they got that internet thing in the store and i gotta tell ya, imeanijushimeanijushgottathemBAZONKERSondatderescreenAH HEH HEH HEHso anywyas, the starbucks people are gonna Ban….. the internet. Not the internet but the… thethethethethetheshechPORNsites.*scoff*. So you got this guy at the bottom, Oh excuse me, this LADY at the bottom, and she says “Damn, no more fap and frap fridays”. Now folks, i ain’t gotta tell yas what a fap is, i mean heh heh, scumbannawannajigglebungaWE ALL DO IT HEH HEHEH. So a frap is a type of drink at starbucks, grumbaannasugamushugnaerrrr It’s like a milkshake but really runny. So what she does is take fap, because of the internet porn, and fap because of the tallywackin some guys are doin, and BOOM! there’s the punchline.

[yourfave-eats-sand]

The Rumor Come Out! Does @setheverman Eat Sand?

[thee-boo-cocky]

only after Bowser’s been sitting on the beach…

[setheverman]

i will remove this entire website from reality and all our memories

[thingswinstonsays]

I wanna be Winston

[nappesworld]

[thefloatingstone]

UHM.... SO....

IF YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO POST YOUR NSFW ART….

….yeah.

This is real.

[seperis]

I need a word that encompasses ‘maybe touched’, ‘profoundly weirded out’ and ‘…oh’.

And gleeful as fuck.  For truly, the internet is for porn.

[setheverman]

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