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Admin is 21+ but will keep this space relatively sfw. Many of these ships are from adult media however.

I will mainly be listing my favorites, feel free to request a rarepair or crackship to be showcased and open up a discussion for those also interested!

Multiship, Multi fandom!

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SasuHina Fic

A little teaser to chapter 1! ⊱ ۫ ׅ ──── ✧⭑ Concept⭑ ✧──── ׅ ۫ ⊱ An alternate universe where the Uchiha coup was stopped. Most of the clan was killed off, only those who pledged loyalty to the leaf over their family were allowed to live. Mostly survived by the children. Itachi becomes head of the clan and takes on a guiding role to many of the orphaned or lost. The mistrust of the clan is so thick it's nearly a tangible thing, pushing them out or dooming them to repeat the same mistakes. Seeking help with reintegrating his clan he pleads with Lady Tsunade, the 5th Hokage for help. Her answer is to assert themselves into society by climbing the socio-political ranks - and she has just the idea. The former Hyuga heiress, Hinata had been disinherited by her father. A disgrace sure, but still part of a revered clan. This way she could still serve purpose, if Itachi were to marry Sasuke to Hinata. Though reluctant, her father begrudgingly agrees to marry Hinata to Sasuke - But Itachi and Hinata's father keep it secret until they're about to turn 18.

⊱ ۫ ׅ ──── ✧⭑ Teaser⭑ ✧──── ׅ ۫ ⊱

He had long since come to the conclusion that his fate in the leaf was set in stone, branded by the sins of ghosts that haunted him. Itachi was a symbol, a last remaining hope for a dying clan nobody wanted to associate with and even still he wasn't fully trusted. Often times he would imagine what it would be like to leave, to travel or to make a life somewhere else, unburdened by the weight of something he was too young to understand let alone be a part of. Though he'd never gone through with it, his love and admiration for his elder brother along with the children he sometimes looked after kept him tethered to a village that wouldn't have batted an eye had he died alongside the traitors. He expected ostracization, he expected to be sent on missions nobody wanted. The ones most people wouldn't come back from. What he could have never expected was for the same tie that held him here to tie his metaphorical noose.

The news came on a random Thursday, shortly after the war and after they had entered into a state of peace - just as Sasuke thought he'd be able to breathe. As he entered his home after a rather intense training session, he smelled something very alluring but also telling. The subtle smell of the okaka onigiri, his favorite comfort food alerted the shinobi that there was something to be discussed. He slowly approached and took his seat as Itachi plated and handed him his food. Sasuke scoffed softly and took it, earning a glare from his elder. "Is there something you'd like to say?" Itachi asked, slight annoyance clear.

"Only that if you're going to be so predictable nii-san, that you should come right out with whatever it is." He sat his food down and looked at the other. "So tell me, what is it?"

Itachi sighed and wiped his hands on his, or rather his girlfriends, apron before untying it and sitting across from Sasuke.

"Very well, since you don't want to eat the food I've prepared especially to your liking first...Do you know how long I waited in line today just to make this for you?"

Sasuke groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration. Itachi's odd mothering habits could be talked about later.

"Nii-san! What is it?"

The sharp tone from his younger brother urged the elder on despite his clear reluctance. "Just... promise you won't throw a fit after I tell you."

Sasuke stood and clenched his fists at his side, brows furrowing as his voice raised. "What do you take me for? A child? When was the last time I threw a fit?"

Itachi merely sighed again and shook his head, unable to look his brother in the eyes. As much as he tried, he just couldn't seem to get the words out. Eventually he decided no words could explain the gravity of the situation better than the official document itself, so he searched for his copy of a scroll signed years ago and handed it off.

Sasuke grit his teeth and took the scroll, hesitantly opening it knowing just how serious it had to be. Only he could have never predicted the contents. A contract for an arranged marriage between him, and the former Hyuga heiress. Signed by Lady Tsunade, Hiashi Hyuga, and worst of all his big brother. Dating back to when he was only fourteen years old.

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"So you're a sinner...You don't seem all that bad to me! 💙"

What if past Vox and Angel Luci \ Samael met....

#crackship #rare ship #rarepair #hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #staticapple

Alternatively, the most terrible blind optimistic himbo couple. People around them are suffering bc they're pretty naive, but they'll have a very fun ride!

Also by @lakesparkles

#mr peanutbutter #captain curly #curly mouthwashing #mouthwashing #bojack horseman #fanart #crackship #crossover ship #rare ship #rarepair

Truly a terrible duo. Everyone around them will suffer

Art credit; @lakesparkles

#bojack horseman #bojack fanart #jimmy mouthwashing #mouthwashing #fanart #rare ship #rarepair #crackship #crossover ship #bojimmy #jimhorse #cursed

Sesshomaru (Inuyasha) x Amalthea (Last Unicorn). Ship names: Amalsessh, Sesshamal, MoonStar, The Dog and the Unicorn, VioletMorningStar

Immortal mythical beings

Celestial facemarks

Prejudice towards humans; later warm up to them (I ignore Yashahime for reasons)

Purple color theme

Thanks for the first request! I searched for a while but came up dry on fanart of the two!

#i like it #crossover ship #crossover #rare ship #rarepair #crackship #inuyasha #the last unicorn #amalsessh #MoonStar #VioletMorningStar #anon ask #requests open #request

A guilty pleasure. I love guitarspear as much as the next guy but there's just something about this ship too...

Art credit; @ zefyrkameow

#rare ship #rarepair #crackship #hazbin ships #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel abel #abel #hazbin lute #hazbin hotel lute #holywarrior #holyblades

A ship that's stuck close to my heart, Light fumbled both of them 💔

#rare ship #rarepair #l x misa #misa x l #misa amane #l death note #l lawliet #what could have been #death note

Does this one even count as a rarepair? Who knows! What I am sure of is Todoroki would have just as easy of a time fanning Bakugos flames as he would putting them out! I picture this, like many of my ships with Katsuki to be tumultuous and ever changing where he has to be consistently disarmed! Then because Todoroki is much more quiet and reserved than say, Izuku poor Bakugo may not even notice when he messes up. Rather, he just realizes Shoto hasn't talked to him for an extended period of time and scrambles to figure out what he did / said wrong!

Art Credit; @kr_mha

#todobaku #shoto todoroki #bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugo mha #rarepair #rare ship #rambles #ship discussion

Similar to TodoKami, but both of them inspire one another to work harder and never give up. They talk about their dreams and ambitions, both of them pushing the other to be better!

Art Credit; @kr_mha