mostly humour

I laugh at my own jokes//stream brat on Spotify 💋

[it-works-bitches]

[rylandsgrace]

JENNIFER COOLIDGE for W Magazine photographed by Lenne Chai

[kosmogrl]

[kragehund-est]

[kragehund-est]

everytime someone rbs this i get a notification as though it were my post, even the rbs that don’t have my addition. go away onion post i am not your mother

[recoiloperated]

Abandoned by its biological mother, the onion post instead imprints on a random passerby that fed it.

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]

[bipdf]

what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭

[theyflamefromdust]

[technofeudalism]

no fucking way

the aliens are going to have questions about our world that absolutely no one will ever be able to answer

[delmondo]

Oppa public art!

[toastbutteregg]

[it-works-bitches]

my partner really just said he likes me because I'm not like other twinks

[thememedaddy]

[radiofreederry]

[lordnot]

Yes, such a claim makes him look like a small-minded piece of shit. To us. But we still shouldn't help Musk create revisionist history.

Musk bought Twitter because he fucked around and found out. He wanted to fuck with Twitter's stock price by feigning interest in buying it. Since that's illegal, he was then cornered into actually buying it for an insanely inflated price.

He's a transphobe. He's a bad father. But he's also a fucking idiot.

[gamer-crow-deactivated20250412]

This. Please remember that he committed blatant market manipulation by not disclosing that he owned shares of Twitter when he was fucking with the stock market. The SEC was watching him very closely already, and so when the cost became more than what the entire company was worth, he had no choice. Remember when he had his gaggle of lawyers try to get him out of it by saying Twitter didn't disclose all of the information? That wasn't Twitter, it was him trying desperately to get out of a purchase he didn't want in the first place.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

[tummytastic]

it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

[sanitymakesposts]

Penetration, my liege?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

[redraspberryrave-deactivated202]

[crazy-brazilian]

[ad-wills]

it's a lot of stuff...

[crispyliza]

[furbearingbrick]

ouch, baby. very ouch.

[amvs]

[ot3]

pulled over to give a homeless guy some cash on the side of the road today and he pointed to my bigfoot air freshener and asked if i believed in ‘that guy’ and no, i don’t, i have the air freshener because my last car before this one (the pt cruiser) belonged to a woman named tracy who loved bigfoot and had a whole collection of bigfoot stuff including the air freshener and she died of cancer which is why her husband was selling me her car and i figured, hey, might as well keep the air freshener in her honor. and then when i had to junk the last car i couldnt bring myself to get rid of it. so now it’s just hanging off my rear view mirror again. which is probably a worse reason to have an air freshener than believing in bigfoot.

[ot3]

This is the meanest shit you’ve ever said to me Bob

[krit-kat]

[crusty]

the legend when zelda breathes in the wild idk ive never played it