Ice-Cold Italian

Lexi. 20. Music memes and anime trash.

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[noah-wyles]

[tazaryooot-deactivated20150522]

pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. you’re five

[her0-se7en]

Concerned Ape knows what's up

[danispookypumpkin]

HEY THIS IS FUCKING GREAT BUT YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST GODDAM PART

DAVID LYNCH IS THE OTHER EXCEPTION AND I AM FUCKING LIVING FOR IT.

[hundredsofsmallbirds]

society lost its way when we stopped drawing our ships in the pose from the vocaloid song "magnet"

[hundredsofsmallbirds]

why don't we do this anymore

[fishyartist]

2000% agree and also using this as an excuse to bring up this second magnet image I’ve been insane about

[demilypyro]

"if you like muscles and you like dick why don't you just date men" you don't get it. you don't get it at all

[deceptipup]

[blindbirdnerd]

i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here

[oneheadtoanother]

[firefox-official]

my entire body hurts. what do i do

[firefox-official]

evidently i have something called a “fever.” embarrassing

[plusfuckingultra]

Why does this sound like a fallen God that is forced to live as a human

[firefox-official]

i have to block you now but i can’t tell you why

[iwt-v]

Betty White and a bear stop what you’re doing and reblog

Betty White: First Lady of Television (Netflix)

[eldercunninghams]

[mslockheart]

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

[bogleech]

[kaijuno]

Oh so he’s doing eugenics now

[progrocksterone-deactivated2026]

[bonni]

elon musk reinvents the lobotomy

[stolentweets]

[whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti]

Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same

[natalieironside]

[natalieironside]

[transfemininomenon]

the thing i want to know with prometheus is like, was it the same eagle each time or was it a few different ones? if it was the same one do you think they ever developed a rapport? like oh hey bill how it’s going, how’s the wife, yeah the liver’s just right there let’s get it over with, anyway- ow!- as i was saying how’s sally? 

one day the eagle shows up with a few chicks and prometheus is like omg are those your kids?? and the eagle nods proudly & starts teaching them how to eat livers

[headspace-hotel]

Prometheus and the eagle are shown clocking in and clocking out like characters in a looney tunes cartoon

[transfemininomenon]

hi this just made me fucking Lose it thank you for your service

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

[jvkeryan-blog]

I have looked into the fire of hell

[relelvance]

[coyoxxtl]