Spej

[laserwalnut]

Strong as fuck ice piggy

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

fell for the oldest trick in the book

[ophilosoraptoro]

[severeprincesheep]

It's on the wikipedia page that literal sea people attacked out of nowhere?

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

Never doubt my shitposts again

[ryoastra]

YES YES I FUCKING LOVEEEE THE BRONZE AGE COLLAPSE (well not the actual occurrence but I find it so very interesting) THE SEA PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!

Do you know the weird thing about the sea people??

We don't know for sure where they actually came from. They're just wild guys that came out of nowhere from the sea and attacked people. We don't know if they were pirates, random scoundrels or an organised society. They just appeared, fucked shit up and then disappeared. It's such a cool topic!

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

I would like to note that I left flowers for her afterwards, just as a “sorry for using your grave for content”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sam Handwich.

[sufficientlylargen]

If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

[zooperdoopers]

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

[sufficientlylargen]

Oh, wary dell vone

[zooperdoopers]

Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down. 

Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls. 

Pikiwedia perseveres, back up with a better robots.txt. I hope Anthropic has a gery vood time with Pikiwedia's data :))

[suppermariobroth]

With the recent release of Donkey Kong 64 for Nintendo Switch Online, more players have discovered the Beaver Bother minigame and its infamous reputation for being unfairly difficult. The image in this post presents a method (the "60° Rule") used by Donkey Kong 64 speedrunners to consistently succeed at this minigame.

The object of Beaver Bother is to play as a Klaptrap crocodile enemy who needs to corral a preset number of Gnawty beaver enemies into a hole before time runs out. Pressing B makes the Klaptrap gnash its teeth and make the Gnawties run away briefly. During this scared state the Gnawties are able to fall into the hole.

However, the Gnawties often appear to run away unpredictably, giving the game its reputation. The image demonstrates how the Gnawty and Klaptrap need to be aligned for the scaring to work:

-drawing an imaginary line tangential to the hole parallel to the direction of the Klaptrap's travel, the Gnawty and Klaptrap need to be aligned so that they are both on the line that is at a 60° angle to the tangent line. -once they are aligned like this, and the Gnawty is close enough to the hole, pressing B at that moment will actually scare it away in the correct direction to make it fall into the hole.

Source: 2dos

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[klecktacular]

[topgunvolleyballscene]

[coolben94]

I just now realized your URL is coolben94 and not coolbean94...

are u the person thats been sending me “COOOOL BEEEAAAAANNNN” every week for 5 months

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Lethal Lava Land Debut: Super Mario 64

Look. As your Weird Mario Worlds Tour Guide, I need to intervene here: you can NOT be planning a vacation to Lethal Lava Land. I mean, it literally has "Lethal" in the name! There are plenty of better lands you can visit. Shifting Sand Land, that's a good one. Yoshi's Is-Land, that's a lovely place. Anywhere would be better than Lethal Lava Land.

I mean shoot, I tried to bring a postcard from this place, but when I went back to look at it, it was just a pile of ash! A pile of ash much larger than the postcard itself, mind you. I'm a little concerned with how it produced that much ash, but it should be a good indicator of just how hot Lethal Lava Land is!

...What? You're still insisting you want to check out Lethal Lava Land. Well, it's your funeral. That's what it said on the postcard! "Don't Come to Lethal Lava Land! It's Your Funeral!"

Well. I suppose I have a job to do then. Gotta put imaginary bread on the table for my imaginary wife and imaginary kids. (The table itself is very real.)

You might be looking for positives if you're so insistent on taking a vacation to Lethal Lava Land, but there really isn't any. Not even the local populace is friendly! It's mostly Bullies. They're gonna try to steal your lunch money and push you into the lava. Oh right, most of Lethal Lava Land is lava. You might've inferred that from the fact it's called Lethal Lava Land.

If you don't like being Bullied, then I guess you can stop by and visit Mr. I. I'm sure he's trying to look out for you by blowing bubbles to cool you off, but make no mistake: those bubbles HURT. There is no reprieve in Lethal Lava Land. Even the bubbles are deadly. The bubbles!

As far as local attractions go, you do have the world's most heat-resistant log, which I guess is something. It's kind of impressive. Usually wood gets used as kindling, so it's impressive there's one completely in tact in a place that's so Lava it's Lethal. So impressive, I'm not buying it. It's probably plexiglass or something.

What else? There's this drawbridge. I'm not really sure why it's here. There's not a ton of boats sailing on the lava on account of it's lava. I don't think there's anything to gain by putting a drawbridge here. It really just exists to inconvenience you unless you're some kinda super talented shell surfer. But don't overestimate your ability lest you end up taking a swim in the world's deadliest hot tub.

As far as entertainment goes, there's really just this slide puzzle. I guess that's pretty cool if you like slide puzzles, but I must warn you: this puzzle is really big, constantly shuffling itself, and also depicting local Bad Guy King Morton Bowser Koopa Sr., so putting any effort into solving it is probably a bad idea.

Most you can do is sit by and try to watch it solve itself. Which to be fair... is kinda entertaining in its own way, but knowing how things are these days there's probably someone livestreaming it 24/7.

As far as natural wonders go, you have the inside of the volcano, but when I have to list "going inside an active volcano" as a point in favor of a vacation destination, it may as well be a lost cause.

I mean look at the evil fucking painting you have to step through to even reach Lethal Lava Land! Is this something you hang up when you want to welcome people to your home?!

I'm sorry, but I don't think there's any reason you should go to Lethal Lava Land. All you'll find if you do make the trip is a pool of lava filled with random assets the developers made and had nowhere else to put. I guess it's a kind of place you don't get to see much anymore, since these days people are concerned with "level design" and "realism"...

I guess that's one point for Lethal Lava Land. You're not really gonna find anywhere else like it. But when the place in question is Lethal Lava Land... maybe it's a good thing you won't find this anywhere else.

[tamsywindsup]

Haze Kasukabe || Dorohedoro Season 2

[cikero]

I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up

[cikero]

this is how they look in all the models

this is how they actually look

like they really fucking look like that. in real life

[somniiloquy]

viruses are literally such bullshit they have the nerve to look like this and they aren’t even ALIVE

[nuggettiana]

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE SHITTY AND ARBITRARY DEFINITION OF LIFE THAT MAKES VIRUSES NOT ALIVE. FUCK YOU THEY ARE ALIVE

[petzah394-deactivated20250503]

Things are heating up in the virus fandom

[archaicfirehydrants]

thats called a fever

[moniquill]

[giucomix]

Shinji Ikari in RGU: Very conflicted. Pretty likely to treat Anthy like Rei and wanting to protect her just like Utena does, but by projecting his mom on her, so closer to Miki. However since he's a boy, Akio wouldn't manipulate him as he does Utena, but as he does Touga and Saionji. His self-esteem issues would make him the perfect target, as the affirmation of the patriarchy also offers a path to accepting "It's ok for me to be here". Unlikely to break the cycle and save Anthy, most likely to end up as just another abusive Duelist (and not a particularly good one).

Utena in NGE: Although she has no connection to the EVA's soul she can still pilot it intuitively thanks to her basketball skills

[moonlitorchestrator]

Buried in a trash can with your legs sticking out is one of the most classic ways to be defeated

[beemovieerotica]

Genuine question. What does it feel to be a famous blog?

people don't even know that tumblr still exists

[darlingofdots]

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

[playwrongs]

Tags via @deadpanwalking, editor and ass-kicker extraordinaire

[gingisnap]

Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say

[ratcoffin69]