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completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

My new two sentence horror

"Hello, my name is fred"

unfortunately the rest of his name was d. fazbear

#self insert #mtap higgins #my time at portia #higgins portia #i fucked up his nose in the last pic and its bugging the shit out of me

desmolbean404

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segamascott

fidelcostco

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

mushroom-soup-is-my-religion

qucko-deactivated20151208

reblog this for good luck

orcboxer

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

dorian-they

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

orcboxer

boccher

clubpenguinkiller

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

sandmandaddy69

superhumannamedseppirayeth

This came to me in a dream

allthingswhumpyandangsty

storynerd121

so I just watched the odyssey movie....

and I made this within 5 minutes of returning. so I think that sums up my thoughts on it. (though im willing to rant more if ppl want it. cause I have COMPLAINTS)