Welp

I, as a being, am part tired and other part sad along with various other things. I live in New York, not the city though.

[mapfail]

Coffee drinkers’ world map

[lady-byleth]

every new thing you see deals an additional d10 psychic damage

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Love the designers slapping India in the ocean like it’s still the Late Cretaceous

[jaubaius]

Changeover🔊

[alexaloraetheris]

First, you think the bird is a fool.

They you realize the bird is smarter than you and actually checked first.

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Source: Mehdi Alibeygi

[rumze]

@todaysbird

[alexseanchai]

huh, the full video is almost two minutes long, and what got cut was entirely title and credits:

[atepa09]

Reblog for the full length one… because you know heaven forbid people credit artists for their hard work that made us laugh or smile.

[catchymemes]

[tastefullyoffensive]

How legends are made.

[milkhoneyjoon]

[ryebreadgf]

yall with your ugly celeb man crushes

[bramblepatch]

This is a powerful child.

[barb-l]

They should hang out

[etherdiver]

Larval Goths

[charuchii]

We can’t forget about her!!

[littlebirdofprey]

this is so funny.

[littlebirdofprey]

the nonbinary icon i did not know i needed

[setzeri]

There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.

[novac]

Need to know your opinion on this like….. This is so hard

[max1461]

ok, legitimately, this is some east coast brainrot

[glowing-and-confused]

So the CONTEXT is that Xbox is releasing Diablo IV and they changed their logo to match that, BUT I'm CACKLING over the idea that Xbox decided 4 days of pride was enough and that the gays should burn in hell now

[catchymemes]

[valtsv]

being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.

[valtsv]

[radetzkymarch]

[teaboot]

An enemy is just a friend I haven't worn down

[creativemercinary]

Are you saying that you're the main character of a kids cartoon?

[teaboot]

I'm saying that "I'm going to be friends with you" is both a promise and a threat

[cryptotheism]

Samurai about to kill a pregnant woman. There's a glint of light and his sword slashes faster than the eye can see. Suddenly the woman isn't pregnant anymore, but the samurai is.

[nat-20s]

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

[url-is-url]

I’m having feelings about Katara v Pakku again, and the fact that at this point in the series, Katara has never been in a fight that wasn’t to the death. Every fight she’s ever been in has had world-ending stakes. She’s not shooting to kill Pakku because she’s weaker and less trained than him - though she is - she’s shooting to kill because she doesn’t know any other way to fight. Friendly sparring, or fighting as a spectator sport, has not been a part of this girl’s life. Pakku’s fighting Katara to put troublesome teenagers in their place; Katara’s fighting Pakku because they’ll all die if Pakku doesn’t pull his head out of his ass and train the Avatar.

Pakku is genuinely surprised to see his own reflection in that disc of ice Katara shoots right past his face. If he hadn’t dodged, it would have sliced his head right open. He starts putting actual effort in after that.

[circlique]

How dare you hide this in the tags.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Probably my favorite legend of Zelda fact is that Link was left handed until twilight princess when it released on both wii and GameCube and on wii it had motion controls. And since 90% of the population is right handed they just kinda… flipped the game. So if you play Twilight Princess on GameCube Link is left handed and if you play it on wii he’s right handed. Skyward sword was made for motion control combat and evidently they didn’t wanna spend the development time making a left handed mode so Link has been right handed ever since.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You can see this change in the official artwork.

Original 1986 game:

Four swords:

Ocarina of time:

Wind waker:

Twilight princess:

All of these guys use their swords, bows, or conductors batons with their left hands.

And then you get to official art for skyward sword and breath of the wild:

These guys are right handed.

The change is also consistent in amiibo figurines.

Majoras mask and twilight princess link here have their swords in their left hands while tears of the kingdom links sword is positioned to be grabbed with his right hand.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ll be honest idk why they didn’t make him go back to being left handed in breath of the wild or have a left handed mode in at least twilight princess because the flipped left handed version of the game already existed but. Decisions were made.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh yeah as people in the notes are pointing out, let me be clear. In Twilight Princess they flipped the entire game. Even the in-game map is mirrored. Not just the player character. They flipped the whole game just to make Link right handed.