dallas

it/its/he/him

[beaft]

If carp could speak they would all have French accents

[beaft]

mon dieu.... you have caught me....

[notunda]

whipping this bad boy out again

[barrenwomb]

more women in media should be pathetic and unhinged and evil and big losers and walk around covered in blood and have body hair and fuck other women

[throwupgirl]

my pronouns? i havent a pronoun to me name fore i am penniless and own nothing but me cap and some newspapers to sell ya

[oe6]

[sarlisart]

cow

[stupidpetface]

[catnippackets]

idk who needs to hear this but you can use whatever pronouns you want. like regardless of your gender. if you like being referred to with a specific sound then you can use it. it doesn't necessarily mean you're on the way to finding out your gender is something other than you thought it was either, sometimes you just like using unconventional pronouns and it's not really a big deal

[90stvqueen]

mpreg

since no one seems to be happy with lgbt, mogai, or any other acronym or umbrella term, i came up with a new one that i think is gonna cover all our bases:

mpreg = marginalized people of romantic, erotic and gender

[dragonretirement]

hey OP are you open to constructive criticism? 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

@ everyone who treated me poorly, I am sexier than you

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

@ everyone who treated me well, you have made me sexier than those who have treated me poorly

[iminthetunnels]

[cerastes]

Absolute Madmen and Certified Ledges Masterpost. Feel free to add your own pariahs.

[yesterdaysprint]

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920

[swurp]

Here’s to 98 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

[swurp]

Here’s to 99 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

[swurp]

Here’s to 100 years of sloppy hole

[swurp]

None of you know how an anniversary works

[froyogotlowbro]

Y’all hate feminine Nb people so much, it’s so obvious

[froyogotlowbro]

Nb person: *wears skirts, has long hair, has large chest, does traditional feminine things*

Y’all: what if... we ignored you... and used incorrect pronouns for you...

[froyogotlowbro]

It’s the same for masculine nb people too... y’all just hate nb people who aren’t androgynous

[froyogotlowbro]

Anyways if ur nb and you don’t dress androgynous, I love you. This goes for he/him nbs who dress feminine and she/her nb who dress masculine as well. Also to gender fluid nb people who only dress one way.

[tredlocity]

[vxinri]

[stockxfootage-deactivated201708]

[robanybody]

you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange.

[capacity]

I would literally do crack to hit him harder

[catchymemes]